RUSSELL TOVEY - No.1076

Below: Russell Tovey in Him and Her season one.

FAVOURITISM

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

cumbrr: is that Russell Tovey #nsfw

ASDA

russelltovey: RT @Aiannucci: Extraordinary. @kevtsai: Can't believe Asda are too happy about their ad in today's daily mirror

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONS

Fox_Mullder: Morning all btw x

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder Hello son....your questions start now:

(1) Who is the prime minister of Zimbabwe?

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ ermmm mugabe i think

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder nope - Morgan Tsvangirai

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ oh well lol

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder

(2) When was rocket fuel invented?

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ hmmm 1946

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder nope - fuel invented in 1930s

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ I was close

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder

(3) Why do mail men have one arm stronger than the other?

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ cause they carry mail in one hand

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder nope - wankers the lot of them xxx

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ hahaaaa xx

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder and the supplementary question: (4)

(4) What is your VISA card number?

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ haha no no

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder Son you were SO close but you are the weakest link - sorry! I have to disown you now...lol xxx

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ Nooooooooooooooo *cries* xxx

Tom_In_Oz_: @Fox_Mullder awww don't cry Pa will have to say sorry, I was just teasing you - ya know I wouldn't do that....xxx

Fox_Mullder: @Tom_In_Oz_ phew yay xxx

mmm_gash: @Tom_In_Oz_ It wasn't your fault but the blog depressed me tonight. Seeing his racy tweets to people. Kinda like being stabbed :(

Tom_In_Oz_: @mmm_gash It would be really hard being a partner to @RussellTovey as guys throw themselves at Russ all the time...sorry blog depressed you

mmm_gash: @Tom_In_Oz_ Haha, I know like. Ain't your fault. It's a silly crush I have sadly :( 

Tom_In_Oz_: @mmm_gash it’s not silly a crush is just unrequited love...x 

davieboy123: @Tom_In_Oz_ @mmm_gash that sadly is the worst kind 

russelltovey: Another adventure over a new one yet to begin.... Goodbye and hello Cardiff x

Chafitz: @russelltovey Once you go Welsh, you never go back

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russelltovey: RT @KevinLehane: #FF @GrabbersMovie Help us get to 500 followers. It's going to be next year's most talked about monster movie (by me, anyway).

kevinlehane: I haven't tweeted all evening because @russelltovey is following me now; I'm too embarrassed. I have to up my game. 

SwearyLady: @KevinLehane I shall be sure not to tell @russelltovey about that shrine you have to him in your bedroom, so. That would be MORTIFYING. 

kevinlehane: @SwearyLady @russelltovey LISA! I don't have a shrine! Oh, my Jesus, I am so embarrassed.

russelltovey: @KevinLehane innit tho x

Tate: OK, it's ART FILM TITLE time! We came up with: Auerbach to the Future. The Lost Beuys. Join in + lets hear yours #artfilmtitle 

russelltovey: @Tate T.E (Emin as apposed to E.T)

russelltovey: @Tate fried green Tomma Abts 

russelltovey: @Tate the Koonies x 

russelltovey: @Tate Grayson and Perry go large

MatthewCainC4: Putting together a piece for tonight's #c4news on Prince Philip's 90th birthday. So what are our thoughts on the subject - and the man..?

russelltovey: @MatthewCainC4 he's a bunny hugger x

Tom_In_Oz_: @MatthewCainC4 today we had endless reels of HRH saying inappropriate things, gaffs &c. about our aboriginal people *sad*

MatthewCainC4: Which public figures or famous faces would you most like to see interviewed about Prince Philip today...?

russelltovey: @MatthewCainC4 Deborah cocks x

boydhilton: @MatthewCainC4 MORRISSEY

Tom_In_Oz_: @MatthewCainC4 Dame Edna x

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READ ABOUT RUSSELL TOVEY’S SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES VIA TWITTER

A VALUABLE LESSON FOR ALL GAY MEN WITH A PHONE CAM

aidan_c: Hate how @russelltovey was using twitter to pull last night and I was sleeping :( fuck!

russelltovey: Can't sleep!!!!! My body clock is screwed.... X 

SwindonSteve: @russelltovey hello! I haven't seen a tweet from you in ages!!! Where have you been??? What a 'tweet'...get it? Sounded better in my head! x 

russelltovey: @SwindonSteve you are incredible! X

SwindonSteve: @russelltovey how about a follow then?..... (too cheeky?) x 

Mavro_Arni: @russelltovey That's an act of desperation. Screwing clocks, that is. I've never had the time for it. :-P 

russelltovey: Sleep mofo sleep x 

camdengiles: @russelltovey Sleep lovely Russell. We love you. Sleep. x 

russelltovey: @camdengiles oh Giles, save me from myself.... Seeing you at V right? X 

camdengiles: @russelltovey that's the plan! When you back in town? Drinky catch up needed - you were missed at @leo_richardson BBQ xx 

mrjasonlor: @russelltovey I think the moon is keeping you awake. The wild side of you. :) 

Gazbelfast: “@russelltovey: Can't sleep!!!!! My body clock is screwed.... X” then maybe u will finally reply to one of my tweets russell lol 

russelltovey: @Gazbelfast hey Gaz... I love Belfast x 

HolyFrell: @russelltovey How is the Being Human filmage going Russ? 

russelltovey: @HolyFrell not started yet... 20th June day 1 filming starts for BH series 4! X

NUDE PIC PART 1 

russelltovey: I'm tempted to post a nude picture... I'm delirious right? X

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey I'd view it ;) x. 

muertaXangela: @russelltovey ...Possibly. Just 'cause some of us (inc. me) want it, doesn't mean that you should.. You're in the public eye. Be careful. 

russelltovey: @muertaXangela good advice oh lovely and wise woman x 

muertaXangela: @russelltovey *blush* I might lust after you, but I wouldn't want something like that to possibly have a detrimental effect on your career 

DeadlyGlamour: @russelltovey Nobody here would mind, but... do you really want the front page of The Sun tomorrow? 

russelltovey: You guys are incredible... X

NUDE PIC PART 2

bobroc22: @russelltovey Wow, attention seeking much Russell. As the better looking of our weird Doppelganger thingy, I'm ashamed :p ;) 

russelltovey: @bobroc22 you are the better looking dopleganger this is true... I apologize for my behavior x 

bobroc22: @russelltovey You bitch, you weren't supposed to reply ;) If in Ireland Russell, look me up. You won't believe it until you see it ;) haha 

russelltovey: @bobroc22 post a pic that looks like you looking like me! X

bobroc22: @russelltovey I'm on facebook :D Only one of me :p, I refuse to wear my glasses though. Vanity can be a killer! ;) Toodles :D ;)

russelltovey: @bobroc22 what's your name?

bobroc22: @russelltovey Sorry for pestering dude, follow me for a few minutes and I'll send ya a message if ya want :) No prob if lack of desire :D 

russelltovey: @bobroc22 following

Above: Pic from the avatar of @dannybaby1234 - absolutely no subtlety x

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey If you follow me, I will show you something worth while (my cock) :P (seriously I will) ;) x. 

russelltovey: @dannybaby1234 deal.... Ha 

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey DONE!!! Let me know what you think haa x. 

dannybaby1234: Would love a sexy tweet off @russelltovey ;) x. 

russelltovey: @dannybaby1234 ;-) x 

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey Gettin!!! Think I just had a tiny orgasm ;) x 

russelltovey: I love Anthony wiener x 

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey You can't beat Neil Diamond for a bit of Jewish hotness ;) haa x. 

boydhilton: @russelltovey Jewish hotness. x 

russelltovey: @boydhilton so hot x 

dannybaby1234: Quite hard now after @russelltovey tweeted me :D x. 

rantsofadiva: @russelltovey Do you love Weiner or his weiner?

SUBTLETY

russelltovey: “@RebeccaBarryLuv: @russelltovey i want ur big cock in my mouth please” whoa Rebecca Barry luv? Subtle is sexy x

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey Plus I don't think she knows YOU are the one who likes cock in the mouth ;)  hahaa x. @RebeccaBarryLuv

JoleneMCander: @russelltovey She's not backward in coming forward is she?!

neilscot43: @russelltovey Bloody hell! straight to the point.. subtle as a sledge hammer!

RebeccaBarryLuv: @russelltovey i didnt no u were gay so sorry! x

tpamatt: @russelltovey she doesn't quite get the concept of playing hard to get.

JamieSuckley: @russelltovey what happened to the do you want to go out for a drink stage eh? :)

NoNoNannette30: @russelltovey OMG....how will I ever scrub that tweet from my mind??? *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

webwhore: @russelltovey Loving that you didn't deny the adjective.

russelltovey: @webwhore The truth will out x

webwhore: @russelltovey Hilarious that it was hot on the heels of mentioning Anthony Weiner. Pics or it isn't true

Above: Another poorly executed FAKE nude picture of Russell Tovey edited tastefully for the blog (the person who made this obviously didn't realize that Russell is an intact man).

Mavro_Arni: @Tom_In_Oz_ Now Tom, there's plenty of real (albeit rear view) nudie pics of Russ out there. No need for fake ones.

RUSSELL’S BIKINI LINE 

IS ON THE LINE

russelltovey: Lazier hair removal.... Discuss x 

russelltovey: Sorry laser hair removal.... Experiences? Men? It's for a friend..... X 

omgitslurch: @russelltovey for a 'friend'... That's what they all say. ;) 

shotbykim: @russelltovey it grows back regardless, waste of money! keep getting waxed. 

Belfast_Belle: @russelltovey jesus christ russell talk about favoritism!! U tweet my bf but ignore me :'( I'm more clever btw!! And a bigger fan! *huffs* 

russelltovey: @Belfast_Belle don't be blue Belle x :-) 

Chloe_Met: @russelltovey can i just say how much of an amazing actor u are :) xxx 

russelltovey: @Chloe_Met yes you can x 

Above: These pics are a few years old. They come from a birthday party for one of Russell's dearest and closest friends. Russell decided to do a little act wearing a blue bikini and dancing while smoking - HOTTT RIGHT!

russelltovey: My bikini line is uncontrollable x 

bobroc22: @russelltovey Try a onesie :p rofl 

Aussiemarknyc: @russelltovey wtf does “bikini line is uncontrollable” mean? 

liamnooney: @russelltovey a Speedo line would be worse. There's no end to the damage they can do. Just ask David Hasselhoff! 

russelltovey: Finally feeling tired... To my nocturnal wittys and those on different time zones... I love ya... Thanks for the memories.. zzzzzzzzzz :-) x 

Alexthegreat20: @russelltovey can't believe I missed your tweeting session bro, I'd have showed you my cock too, in a subtle kind of way of course lol ;) x 

Terminatrix: @russelltovey I'm disappointed in the lack of penis on display here. Tsk. 

oswaldgutenberg: @russelltovey turn your phone off and get your head down mate. This is no time to be up unless you're on the lash. 

dannybaby1234: @russelltovey Night Gorgeous! x 

broady2006: Random tweets galore.@russelltovey is sleep deprived & losing it. Weird!

dannybaby1234: HORNY

janeewilkinson: @dannybaby1234 yeah and? I've never known anyone quite like ya! Remember @russelltovey is watching!

dannybaby1234: @janeewilkinson @russelltovey He loves me horny :P x.

FAME…REMEMBER MY NAME!

Teenager Alice who has terminal cancer asks celebs to re-tweet her “bucket list” wish of “trending on Twitter”…So when Russell Tovey re-tweets her message it took very little time for Alice to have her blog site trending along with his name in London – tick tick tick!

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FAME…IT'S WHAT'S HER NAME?

JessWright_Lola: Who loves my new costume?? loving Florida with the family! X

russelltovey: @JessWright_Lola wowsers!!!! :-)

russelltovey: RT @royalcourt: Last chance to apply for our Trainee Director job. Deadline is tomorrow at noon; http://bit.ly/m9zayG

Shirran: @russelltovey thankyou so much for the autograph. Love it xxx

russelltovey: @Shirran you are soooo welcome lovely x