Opening line of series: "You are very good at blow jobs...and I am brilliant at receiving them."
Steve: "You look so cute on the loo."
Dan: "Winslet's tits. Thank God for the pause button."
Steve: "Paul spent the night with a girl who looks like Sporty Spice."
Steve: "OK. I'll make you toast, fine, but you are eating it on the chair. And afterwards we are shagging."
Becky: "Wow, it's like being a princess."
Dan teases Paul about sleeping with a Spice Girls lookalike: "Oh Paul, did you give her what she wanted? What she really really wanted?"
Posted by Chris H. on September 7th, 2010
Will Self is a guest on this week’s Loose Ends on Radio 4 at 6.15pm on Saturday 11th September 2010. Clive Anderson’s other guests will be the Labour MP Peter Hain and the actor Russell Tovey, with music from Imelda May.