A Russian Blue &
Aunty Russell too
russelltovey: I'm going to be cat sitting Nelly all this week and i can't wait!! X
MatthewCainC4: @russelltovey Our little girl Nelly can't wait to stay with her favourite auntie!
russelltovey: @MatthewCainC4 :•) x x x
jaydn1981: @russelltovey Allons-y, Alonzo!!! *hug* you are superb in every way :)
LukeyBoiii: @russelltovey any news of Him & Her - Series 2?
Bumper5: @russelltovey I’m cat sitting too.2 "geezer" boy's called Bodge it & Leg it!
onlypc: @russelltovey and I'll be cat sitting @MatthewCainC4 - so excited!
TrentWBaddeley: @russelltovey, lucky you...when I cat sit my housemate cat, I get scratches all over me....I hope 'Nelly' isn't a demon cat.
Colodgh: @russelltovey yay! I love cat sitting :) they do complain after a while tho and you have to get up off them. Fun while it lasts :)
imstunnning: @LauraBeddington @russelltovey nothing wrong with gay and I’m straight, concentrate on poor parenting aka Katie Price, bring back good parents
Poxo01: @russelltovey I cat sitting for two weeks ha I beat ya .... #smuglookonface #ibeatyourrun
jaybs: @russelltovey Done babysitting, but never cat sitting, I presume Nelly will be cute as well! J x
plumsiren: @russelltovey Pictures!!
farscaper_here: @russelltovey Go Cat all round then ;)
keith1974: @russelltovey Ahh bless. Lucky Nelly :) *PURRS*
Gatz77: @russelltovey So many pussy jokes!
QueenGeeKen: @russelltovey So upset they are making an American version of Being Human. Your version is so much better. xoxo
Elaine1981: @russelltovey are you a closet crazy cat man?!
JoeTaylorLand: @russelltovey don't sit on it too hard. pussys don't like that. apparently.
Del_1961: @russelltovey cue pussy jokes
moogal: @russelltovey Wasn't Nelly an elephant?
Craigyboi: Is it wrong the more I watch @bbcbeinghuman the more I fancy @russelltovey ... sorry @jimbob_2k6
Chelseagezza: @russelltovey out 2nite on the town ?
russelltovey: @chelseagezza yes you?
Chelseagezza: @russelltovey yeah it's a must.. Hopefully see you out ;)
russelltovey: @chelseagezza prob be around rupert St
Chelseagezza: @russelltovey dm me digits - don't drink too much....
chelseagezza: @russelltovey beers my place end of a boss night out ;)
Twitter status turnaround
guy_interruptd: Can someone please tell me why on *earth* I agreed to meet @stevevankampen for a run at 6:30am? This is madness! MADNESS!
AWOLTom: @guy_interruptd I know the answer....you like running half naked through the streets of London...I'm right, aren't I?
mrchrissullivan: Three hours sleep- full day of work and party tonight......Bring It!!!!!
stevevankampen: #FF to @guy_interruptd for making a valiant attempt at joining me on my morning run
guy_interruptd: #ff to @stevevankampen - the only man who's ever managed to get me out of bed at 6am without the promise of money or sex.
russelltovey: @stevevankampen I'm up for joining one morn... X
stevevankampen: @russelltovey you in Clapham mate? Maybe we can start a gay running club ;)
russelltovey: @stevevankampen I'm north... I want to be in the club though x
guy_interruptd: @CloughPT @stevevankampen yay! Let's get the Tovester along! Monday, 6:30? @russelltovey
stevevankampen: @russelltovey I'm sure we can do other times... What do you say @guy_interruptd...? Sunday evening? The more the merrier ;)
guy_interruptd: @stevevankampen @russelltovey yeah! come on Sunday, then come get ratted at the Kaz with us! You can have a shower at mine if you need to x
guy_interruptd: @stevevankampen yup, can do it before X Factor final at Kaz, :) @CloughPT @russelltovey
russelltovey: Hungover... So terribly hungover x
barrypilling: @russelltovey Sit down, have a nice cup of tea and check out An awesome Lenora in the new Annie Broadcasts...http://bbc.in/gldDYZ
SineadKeenan: @russelltovey Snap!!!!!!!! Xxxxx
russelltovey: @stevevankampen @guy_interruptd Im @ things all day Sunday.. Sunday eve could work! can we run @ midnight? X
stevevankampen: @guy_interruptd @russelltovey I like this plan!
stevevankampen: @guy_interruptd @russelltovey oh I read that wrong for a moment there... And I will be in bed! Running at midnight? What are u like lol
guy_interruptd: @russelltovey @stevevankampen I'll be pissed in a corner by then lol
russelltovey: @stevevankampen @guy_interruptd Play it by ear on the day huh? Woody, you got my number right? X
stevevankampen: @russelltovey @guy_interruptd sounds good. Let's pencil in 6pm yeah K?
guy_interruptd: @russelltovey @stevevankampen yup, will text you Sun xx
russelltovey: @guy_interruptd @stevevankampen Hot x
guy_interruptd: @russelltovey @stevevankampen Cool by me! I think @CloughPT will prob want to join us!
guy_interruptd: @CloughPT @russelltovey @stevevankampen Yeah, Steve doesn't run so much as canter
stevevankampen: @guy_interruptd @cloughpt @russelltovey like a horse, right?
guy_interruptd: @stevevankampen @cloughpt @russelltovey hang on, are we still talking about the same thing here?!
stevevankampen: @guy_interruptd @cloughpt @russelltovey lol you tell me?! Anyway enough of this, I have work that I should pretend I'm doing ;)
russelltovey::@stevevankampen @guy_interruptd @cloughpt possibly see you Sunday! x
EmilyMax: @SineadKeenan @russelltovey Sending imaginary cups of tea through the interwebs.
russelltovey: Still feel drunk... How to sober quick? Any cures? On it again tonight so need to be fresh x
DanielleBlyth: @russelltovey full fat coke! Like two litres of it!! Quick!! Lol
russelltovey: @DanielleBlyth 2 litres????? WTF? Ha ha x
kittyfisherp: @russelltovey milk thistle and ready salted crisps
russelltovey: @kittyfisherp ha ha ha ha!!!!! X what a random combo x
MoonChildMe: @russelltovey SLEEP! Every hour's sleep gets rid of 2/3 of a drink. Take MILK THISTLE as it helps the liver get rid, ARTICHOKES too
russelltovey: @MoonChildMe milk thistle is my friend... X
MoonChildMe: Happy at a tweet from @russelltovey & boasted on his Facebook fan page. Is boasting bad and wrong? :o)
russelltovey: @MoonChildMe boasting is hot!! X
mythmoonwitch: @russelltovey umm-hop in your time machine & go back to last night and smack yourself to stop you drinking too much :)
russelltovey: @mythmoonwitch :-) x
lucasowen85: @russelltovey Vitamin C, salt and simple carbs. OJ and a cheese & Marmite panini from Starbucks should do it.
russelltovey: @lucasowen85 marmite paninni??? Hideous.. So much bread in a paninni? How do you spell paninininni? X
MoonChildMe: @russelltovey Ah, milk thistle... tis nectar to me. Banana milkshake is great cure, you should get one of those down yer neck xx
russelltovey: @MoonChildMe drinking strawberry protein drink and had a berocca x
celdunn: @russelltovey Iron Bru!
russelltovey: @celdunn seriously? Ok x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey I need sleep!!! Hangover cure- 2 aspirin- sugar and water
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan gb!!! We are on it tonight you cow x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey On it like a fat kid on cake!
lucasowen85: @russelltovey Haha, Marmite is an acquired taste I guess. Bread is what you need! Simple sugars your body can turn into energy FAST!
russelltovey: @lucasowen85 wonderful... Simple fast fat... Hot thanks x
mortskelli: @russelltovey Try a long shower and good food.
russelltovey: @mortskelli I'm sitting stark naked drinking a milkshake and about to jump in the shower... X
tobiased: @russelltovey An hour's excruciating cardio, a hot shower and a large glass of orange juice works for me. Or sleep it off...
russelltovey: @tobiased hmmmmm... Allergies to oj x
atomicboy47: @russelltovey you tried berroca? Tropical flavours the best! X
russelltovey: @atomicboy47 tick x
russelltovey: What a wonderful wrangle of wittys I have... And all so knowledgable when it comes to booze... ;-) x
sophoife: @russelltovey Reversing your virtual hermit twitter status ;)