PUSSY & SHOTS
russelltovey: Doing shots of champagne jelly at the posh Chisenhale fundraiser! For money.... X
MarkMMerrett: @russelltovey Glorious man you are! Marry me!!!
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey yeah sure *money* right!
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @TMarkstahler Hahaha, always love your comebacks! Never change please ;-)
Mavro_Arni: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey Its called "the money shot" for a reason, Tom. LOL
WhoGuru: @russelltovey Wait wait...I can get PAID to get silly on jello shots? Why did not get this memo!
JulieLomax: Met Russell Tovey tonight @ChisenhaleGal patrons event I asked him what he did! I have watched too much rubbish telly & not the good stuff obv x
TMarkstahler: @MarkMMerrett @tom_in_oz_ How can we force @russelltovey to follow you, Mark? Shall we kidnap the family cat?
MarkMMerrett: @TMarkstahler @tom_in_oz_ @russelltovey Maybe threaten to send him a vid of Tom wanking, that should work ;-)
TMarkstahler: @MarkMMerrett @tom_in_oz_ We want @russelltovey to follow you, not to kill him! ;-)
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey "They" have the family cat & @TMarkstahler @MarkMMerrett will return Duffer only if u follow them *might work*
Above: "Duffer" the Tovey Family cat, as cat-napped by Tom in Germany and Mark in London.
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey @markmmerrett LOL!!!
MarkMMerrett: @TMarkstahler @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey The closest Russell will get to a pussy then?
TMarkstahler: @MarkMMerrett @tom_in_oz_ @russelltovey Awwww... fond memories of Mrs. Slocombe!
REDUCED TO A SEX OBJECT
WhoGuru: @MarkMMerrett @Tom_In_Oz_ @TMarkstahler 2 days in a row I hop on to see a dirty Tom-Tom-Mark convo going on. LOL I love you guys
Tom_In_Oz_: @MarkMMerrett @TMarkstahler @WhoGuru Mark ur job description is *penis hunter* it's what has brought us together - the slo-mo DVD shot of Tovey remember?
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @WhoGuru @TMarkstahler And to think, it’s all because of @russelltovey’s penis we have this great friendship ;-)
Goslingsawagrin: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey I would rather do Ass shots of the flashy ass cheeks not champagne shots
Tom_In_Oz_: @Goslingsawagrin Erm they probably have to pay more for @russelltovey to do that (not much more but a little) x
Goslingsawagrin: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey well what do you say Russell you an ass man? Ready to explore the undiscovered country?
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @Goslingsawagrin @russelltovey Rim shots?
Tom_In_Oz_: Excuse me ladies @MarkMMerrett @Goslingsawagrin do you think Mr @russelltovey wants you to treat him like a mere sex object *yes he does*
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @Goslingsawagrin @russelltovey He needs as much "exposure" as he can get, and I'm first to see *wide eyes, pervy grin*
Tom_In_Oz_: @MarkMMerrett @Goslingsawagrin - wife has just left the building and we know what that means Mark x
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @Goslingsawagrin Were gonna have a party, and every ones a wanking oh yeah!
Tom_In_Oz_: @MarkMMerrett @Goslingsawagrin a wank RAVE???!
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @Goslingsawagrin Better all be good as Tom with our aim ;-)
WhoGuru: @MarkMMerrett @Tom_In_Oz_ @Goslingsawagrin Good lord you guys are making me snort my drink. LOL
Tom_In_Oz_: @WhoGuru @MarkMMerrett @Goslingsawagrin she's snorting Coke??? x
mabelalexa: Photo: Russell Tovey specially dedicated to @Tom_In_Oz_ and @MarkMMerrett xxxxx
MarkMMerrett: @mabelalexa @Tom_In_Oz_ OMG thank you, I love it so much, and you too ;-)
Tom_In_Oz_: @mabelalexa @MarkMMerrett excellent will blog our special pic asap xxx
ALWAYS GET ME BROWN!
lornaebennett: @russelltovey lovely man, any chance you could retweet the next message for me?
russelltovey: @lornaebennett done x
russelltovey: RT @lornaebennett follow @BrokenLinesFilm & spread the word. Fab indie film starring Paul Bettany & Olivia Williams on very limited release.
russelltovey: Just got out of a dubbing session for @GrabbersMovie and I have to say, it's looking absolutely brilliant! Exciting! Just you wait :-)x
Beavmeister: @russelltovey Is there a release date for@GrabbersMovie yet?
russelltovey: @Beavmeister early 2012 x
Olliestweet: @russelltovey What's a dubbing session, I may be being a noonahh, but yeah :)x
russelltovey: @Olliestweet voice over when a line is muffled or off camera lines needed... It's a sound thing x
Clarkey9: @russelltovey are you in Aardmans The Pirates? Sounds like u in the trailer
russelltovey: @Clarkey9 yes x
russelltovey: RT @kev_2383: @russelltovey just googled grabbers movie, looks great looking forward to it!! Nice pic too! twitpic.com/6r14e6
STEWIEHPEE: @russelltovey you'll be great Russ you always are mate :) is it true you hide yer bits & bobs when nude because it shows you aint jewish?
russelltovey: @STEWIEHPEE yep ;-) x
russelltovey: Who wants a tmi tweet? X
russelltovey: Ok... Here goes.... X
russelltovey: I've been desperate for a big poo all day.... X
russelltovey: And the desperation is over x
Mandikinz: @russelltovey glad to hear it better out than in! X
russelltovey: :-) x
lunacatd: @russelltovey ya, but were you tweeting during? X*
russelltovey: I did x
russelltovey: That's goes out to all 55,309 of ya x
soxysmurfy: @russelltovey cheers Russell the power of sugestion I'm on the Throne Now lol ;o)xx but only u and 49 others will get that lol :o))x
Soxy, my answer to that is,
"No, it will be a few more than that!!!" - Tom in Oz
MrStevieWebb: @russelltovey 55,308.... That just made me unfollow you. Juice
russelltovey: @MrStevieWebb We got the hotel! :-) x
MrStevieWebb: @russelltovey shut UP!! THE hotel? The one we thought we couldn't??? X
russelltovey: @MrStevieWebb yep :-) x
MrStevieWebb: @russelltovey that's the juiciest thing I've ever heard. Oh.. Oh no.. There's been an accident... X
MeganNoelle: @russelltovey ...make that 55,300 people. Apparently 9 people didn't enjoy it as much as you did :)
russelltovey: RT @Steevo02: @russelltovey ya can't beat sitting down and banging a propper hardcore turd out! Needs a good viscosity though! #solidisthefuture
arnie409: @russelltovey this may be tmi but its still better than celebs that tweet about products they are advertising x
russelltovey: @arnie409 I only ever use Andrex ;-) x
Pesky4: @russelltovey Oi Russell u rastclaaaaat, when's him n her airing? Please answer me, my thumbs hurting from typing
russelltovey: @Pesky4 November Simon! November bruv x
russelltovey: Off to a really posh fundraiser dinner... The problem with being surrounded by posh people is that I get even more common x
ciderageNick: @russelltovey Least you've had a poo
russelltovey: Slam dunking a gateau! Ha ha... X
russelltovey: Apparently posh people don't poo? I was told the Queen did, isn't this true? X
MarkMMerrett: @russelltovey Bollocks to them, you’re the greatest
vpj4242: @russelltovey Of Course not, shes the Queen. Conversely however, some posh people are nothing but poo,,,Yes I mean Cameron!
russelltovey: #tooposhtopoo x
BoyVirginiaMade: @russelltovey: have fun. There is nothing common about u. Extraordinary, yes!
duboisentendre: @russelltovey I wish to express my admiration of your ability to convey a unique mix of craft, culture + (literally) crap via this medium ;)
Dorina335: Call me a poop but @russelltovey just seems to be all about the drink or the poo these days.....
leeshaylee: oh god, my crush on Russell Tovey has just been totally ruined. Sorry. Will never be the same. Just, why. Why.
BIG RUSSELL IS NOT COMING BACK
THOUGHTLER: @tommacwriter Just asking first. Would you get into trouble if I made a video about Russell T Davies returning? You may have accidentally hinted it
THOUGHTLER: @tommacwriter Reason I ask is that I want to make a video on Youtube but don't want to get anyone into trouble for giving anything away.
THOUGHTLER: @tommacwriter When I asked about the bank notes you went to R T D not S M, I'm assuming this is a slip up and it could be R T Davies returning???
THOUGHTLER: @tommacwriter However, I don't tend to include names but I won't make the video if it will damage anyone. It is speculation.
tommacwriter: @THOUGHTLER Russell is NOT coming back to Who! I texted him cos we're mates and David was HIS Doctor - you're reading way too much into it!
tommacwriter: @THOUGHTLER It's rampant speculation, and just plain wrong. I would advise you very strongly NOT to make a video about it.
THOUGHTLER: @tommacwriter No problems. I understand it can be taken either way, and had thought of that possibility too.