A CLASSY BIRD ON TWITTER - NOT
Hevkenzie: @russelltovey okay I felt
bad about the other day...and was a bit harsh to unfollow you :( my bad!
#justtryharder
rossferrygait: @Hevkenzie look Hev.
Face it. @russelltovey bats for my team. Love u ya raj x
Hevkenzie: @rossferrygait
@russelltovey pfffft! Cause he's no met me yet ;) x
rossferrygait: @Hevkenzie
@russelltovey that's true....better get your roots done just incase x
Hevkenzie: @rossferrygait
@russelltovey suck ma clit ya cunt xxx
rossferrygait: @Hevkenzie
@russelltovey that's disgusting language for a tweet. Ya twitter ruiner x
Hevkenzie: @rossferrygait
@russelltovey :) you loooove it!! Gees a swatch eh yours? X
russelltovey: RT @Hevkenzie:
@rossferrygait @russelltovey suck ma clit ya cunt xxx
FollowingDave: @russelltovey classyy
bird :|
russelltovey: Bedtime for big ears I
think x
russelltovey: By the by...
#sexwithastranger rehearsals are going superbly x
PowerWayne: @russelltovey have u ever
had sex with a stranger Russell
AndrewHaydSmith: @russelltovey Nice
to meet you. Where did you go?
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES
MANNY HANDS MAKE FRIDGE LIGHT WORK
Manny P. Rabbit was settling into the long winter with his new owner Miss Pat. Pat lived in Essex and she knew Russell Tovey the actor who was always being cast as a werewolf. Manny had also recently been watching TV with Miss Pat and spotted Russell in a show about hounds…Manny was impressed that Russell was a human whose acting had gone to the dogs…
But when Miss Pat was not around Manny got very sad and lonely. He had met some of the local rabbits and tried to fit in but
he soon learnt it wasn’t easy being green!
He scuttled to different rooms
looking for friendship and fun but met a lot of stony silence from the long
term residents who lived with Miss Pat.
He tried to be friendly, happy and kind
but it didn’t seem to be working. So next he invited people to play games like
hide-and-seek but nobody, absolutely nobody, seemed that interested in playing!
It wasn’t from lack of offering though.
Meanwhile, over at Mr Marks’s house in Croydon, Dragonite the little green dragon was having similar issues…
"Drags" had tried being kind to all the others at his house but when you breathe fire and smoke, most people back-off, and your circle of friends becomes very limited…
Dargonite also turned to comfort food…and plenty of it!
"Drags" had tried being kind to all the others at his house but when you breathe fire and smoke, most people back-off, and your circle of friends becomes very limited…
Dargonite also turned to comfort food…and plenty of it!
Dear Readers,
If only we could get Dragonite to meet Manny, then things may turn out better for them both....
If only we could get Dragonite to meet Manny, then things may turn out better for them both....
To be continued…
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