THE LONGEST TWITTER SESSION
BY RUSSELL TOVEY,
russelltovey: Decided to stay in tonight...haven't stopped or had a night of nothing for literally 2 months..And y'know what? I am bored…Watching Gok!? X
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey Boring people get bored, it's what you tell small children so it must be true xxx
boydhilton: @russelltovey come over. I've got a big telly and champagne. As ever. x
russelltovey: @boydhilton sounds hot... But I'm in a reebok t shirt and nothing else... X
boydhilton: @russelltovey Hot. The Add Lee driver won't mind. xx
richyj1504: @russelltovey Friday nights in are always boring unless you add alcohol to it! Why not have a little tipple to yourself?!
russelltovey: @richyj1504 just opened an old red x
Charliecondou: The bridesmaids is brilliant and @BigBoyler you were ace
russelltovey: @Charliecondou @BigBoyler I agree... Great performance x
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey @Charliecondou Where do I blog this one?? Eeeeep!
boydhilton: @russelltovey @charliecondou @bigboyler I second that agreement.
BigBoyler: @boydhilton @russelltovey @charliecondou aww... shucks. Thanks lads.
thompsonrob: @russelltovey You looked amazing earlier. Your beautiful xx
russelltovey: Switched over to Alan Carr... Boredom has left x perfect Friday tv
MightOfFear: @russelltovey You should dance to Rebecca black friday if you get bored again ;)
russelltovey: Bruce Forsyth is old school x has he done book, he should have done a book, has he done a book? X
DjxTheGame99: @russelltovey didnt he write the bible lmao......
boydhilton: @russelltovey yes I read it a few years ago before interviewing him at his home where his wife Wilnelia served tea & biscuits. Milk was off
russelltovey: @boydhilton I love off milk... Hot x
boydhilton: @russelltovey it was hot. He has a huge portrait of himself on the wall in his lounge. A bit like your art collection. xx
russelltovey: @boydhilton how hot? I would love a portrait of Bruce above my bed x
russelltovey: Amazing tv... The apology Bruce deserved finally... I've been worrying about it for months x
boydhilton: When I interviewed Sir Brucie in his dressing room after a @wossy show, he took his shirt off in front of me to change into something comfy
demelza2: @russelltovey where?
SHK80: @russelltovey why are you not watching Glastonbury? Not a u2 fan??
russelltovey: @SHK80 no x
AmeyWithAnE: @russelltovey Watch U2 live at Glastonbury on BBC3 Russell.. thats if you like Bono etc in the first place
russelltovey: @AmeyWithAnE nope x
scott_mills: On the way to Brighton!
russelltovey: @scott_mills jel x
russelltovey: Look at Bruce's son?????! X
LornaParrett: @russelltovey if you find out if Brucie HAS an autobiography let me know please x
russelltovey: @LornaParrett he has two apparently x
djy12345: @russelltovey Yep. Couple of years ago.
Charliecondou: @djy12345 @russelltovey did you do it Doug? I'd like to do a book please. You two can both be in it
djy12345: @Charliecondou @russelltovey Yes. How much money do you want?
Charliecondou: @djy12345 @russelltovey How much does Jordan get?
djy12345: @Charliecondou @russelltovey £24 and as much paint as she can drink. Will that do?
CiaranGK: @russelltovey Id like to do some strictly cum dancing with HIM. Get it?.. Cum... Nudge nudge wink wink x
russelltovey: @CiaranGK I don't get it x
russelltovey: This cheap warm red is a dream x
theladyreed: @russelltovey erm... I'm a brunette
guy_interruptd: Someone just asked me if I'm one of the blokes from The Reason.
russelltovey: @guy_interruptd hot x
guy_interruptd: @russelltovey sadly I'm not. But if I were, it'd solve a whole load of problems getting laid...
shoegalvics: @russelltovey I love how u put a kiss after every tweet, so very endearing! :) x
russelltovey: @shoegalvics ta x
russelltovey: Glass number 2 of cheap warm Amazing red wine x
Olliestweet: @russelltovey Oh alcoholic anonymous here you come!
russelltovey: Knockout Saturdays performance on Norton x
sameasdads: @russelltovey REALLY?!!!! Seriously! 'twas shite!
russelltovey: Is Sienna Miller In the Saturdays??? X
PBC13: @russelltovey That's @MollieTheSats She's even better than Sienna Miller because she's in The Saturdays!
russelltovey: @PBC13 she is nice x
samjohnrhodes: @russelltovey yer but how dull is the single, where's the chorus??
russelltovey: @samjohnrhodes I really love the song!!! X
scott_mills: I AM on way to Brighton. But driving through Brixton!
russelltovey: @scott_mills still Jel x
scott_mills: @russelltovey ha. You're bored aren't you? That's what I'm like when I stay in x
russelltovey: @scott_mills a bit aye... You working in Brighton tonight? X
scott_mills: @russelltovey yeah playin some tunes x
russelltovey: @scott_mills hot! Drink soon eh! X
scott_mills: @russelltovey YES! X
rob_ah: @russelltovey don't get too drunk, drag yourself down the gym tomorrow Mr Tovey!
guy_interruptd: @rob_ah @russelltovey yep, we expect to see you there bright and early!
rob_ah: @guy_interruptd @russelltovey KJ you up for tomorrow then or just Sunday?
guy_interruptd: @rob_ah Yeah, have to be in Spitalfields for 4 but any time before that x @russelltovey
russelltovey: @guy_interruptd :-) x
our_tone: @russelltovey OH! Am a right in thinking that I need to get an amazing your tour from you of the Being Human set? #twitrelief
russelltovey: @our_tone yes! Come next week? X
our_tone: @russelltovey What days are you shooting?
russelltovey: @our_tone everyday except Tuesday... I will speak to Comic Relief and the producers... What works for you? X
our_tone: @russelltovey Well I'm working most days next week. But Thurs is quiet so maybe then??
our_tone: @russelltovey Anyhoo. Let me know when is do-able. Traveling to Wales is surprisingly expensive.
russelltovey: @our_tone cool... DM me and get your ass to Barry Island! Let me know ASAP and I will clear it with the producers!! X
russelltovey: @our_tone is it? I could just buy you nandos back in London? Would that be better than an expensive set visit? X
our_tone: @russelltovey Haha. I work in telly so a set visit is nice bit not amazing. I reckon a Nandos and a few Being Human teasers would suffice...
russelltovey: @our_tone Perfect! Lets do It end of the month/start July? X
our_tone: @russelltovey K. I'll DM you details.
our_tone: @russelltovey Unless there is something magical about Barry Island that I'm not aware of. I'd hate to miss that magic. ;-)
russelltovey: @our_tone it is magical I'm Not gonna lie.... Your choice... I'd prefer chicken x
our_tone: @russelltovey I've sent you early dates for Nandos. But I studied in Cardiff so do love Barry Island. What's the latest filming date?
our_tone: @russelltovey Screw it. I choose chicken. We can't go wrong.
russelltovey: What does one watch on tv niw? X
our_tone: @russelltovey One watches Family Guy / Porn.
Julie_Atherton: @russelltovey porn?
gegeorgia: @russelltovey Bored enough to give me a tweet? :)
russelltovey: @gegeorgia sure :-) x
russelltovey: I've lost my remote!!!!!
russelltovey: Found it x
BrittanyAFC: @russelltovey you lost it for 13 seconds! bless your cotton socks :)
JaredofMo: @russelltovey You probably got it confused for that other, similar-looking thing..
plusblanc: @russelltovey You were sitting on it, weren't you.
russelltovey: Finally yes i am Watching Glastonbury highlights... Did I just hear Bonio use the word 'fuck' in A U2 song? X
simperman: @russelltovey A lot of people use fuck when they realise they are listening to a U2 song #glastontelly
ol_corbett: @russelltovey Bono can do whatever he wants nowadays! reply pleaaase :) x
russelltovey: @ol_corbett hello! Can he?? X
Matt_R_: Could you spam my feed some more please? :3 @russelltovey
russelltovey: @Matt_R_ blurrrrggggghhhhhhhh x
ILJGrowlage: @russelltovey hahahahaq your n ot a u2 fan then hun?
russelltovey: @ILJGrowlage no x
jamester74: @russelltovey RUSSELL! Just because Bonio said it doesn't make it right. If he stuck his finger on a fire would you?!
russelltovey: @jamester74 not if Bonio said No x
tezlong: @russelltovey who is this bonio you speak oflol
russelltovey: @tezlong U2 frontman...? Blind? X
russelltovey: Wow Glastonbury Made U2's whole career??? X
not_a_machine: @russelltovey That's what Bono said lol
russelltovey: Is Bonio actually blind or Is that a viscious rumor? X
smillsy: @russelltovey must have been blind to put that outfit on. Must be an age and weight limit for leather trousers?
russelltovey: And is the edge bald?? X
boydhilton: @russelltovey so bald. Edge never removes the hat. Bono never removes the shades. x
russelltovey: @boydhilton I find it slightly aggravating x
russelltovey: Love Jo Whiley x
paulmicsmi: @russelltovey hate Jo Whiley
russelltovey: @paulmicsmi take that back x
hipstertwat: @russelltovey me too, she's a future national treasure tbh
LOisVE: @russelltovey You know Bonio is a type of dog biscuit and not the singer of U2, right? ;)
russelltovey: @LOisVE really????? X
russelltovey: “@jessicurx: @russelltovey ever meet up with your 'history boys' pals?” No I can't stand any of them ;-) x
russelltovey: “@Goslingsawagrin: @russelltovey who is Bruce Forsyth?” what?? He is a legend right wittys??? X
32andy32: @russelltovey you have taken over my homepage!
russelltovey: @32andy32 do I Need to Apologize? X
craigblaxland: @russelltovey. Randomly, I realised u bear an uncanny resemblance to jack wilshere, my missus disagrees, please settle r argument x
russelltovey: @craigblaxland is he hot? Then yes! X
_Hatty_: @russelltovey Do you look back at Mud & Spywatch & cringe at all? (Yes I am that old lol..) x
russelltovey: @_Hatty_ never! Incred proud x
brettreardon: Umm. I think i've developed a crush on @russelltovey. So, Russ, how 'bout it? ;)
russelltovey: @brettreardon how about what!?? X
russelltovey: Primal scream? Discuss... Not for long tho please x
webwhore: @russelltovey Band!
siatabiri: @russelltovey So who do you think was Jack the Ripper?
russelltovey: @siatabiri Joan Collins x
russelltovey: By the way... Went Selfridges today... The end bits of the sale are cool... I Bought a bum bag... Whoops x
Julie_Atherton: @russelltovey Get out!
russelltovey: @Julie_Atherton get in (my bed now) please x
Julie_Atherton: @russelltovey already in it! Turn the light off before you get in!
russelltovey: “@Julie_Atherton: @russelltovey already in it! Turn the light off before you get in!” just need to wash me balls x see you in a min x
Jasperbunny: @russelltovey hey up mr russell can i get a tweet before i go to the mand of lumber, after washing me balls of course! lol x
russelltovey: @Jasperbunny wash them balls, wash them good x
mattyjojo: @russelltovey Help an American understand what a bum bag is. My imagination is running wild in all the wrong places.
russelltovey: @mattyjojo fanny pack... Apologies to USA followers... But for us Brits its like saying minge sack x
KevinLehane: @russelltovey Ha! You need to tweet more when you're on the sauce!
russelltovey: @KevinLehane am I an embarrassment? X
KevinLehane: @russelltovey No, you're a legend!
russelltovey: @KevinLehane follow @KevinLehane he is the future X
KevinLehane: @russelltovey I already do, but aww thanks matey! ;-)
craigblaxland: @russelltovey see for yourself, my missus says ur hot anyway, damn her LOL http://yfrog.com/kid0axj
russelltovey: @craigblaxland yeah fit... Your Missus has a very fine taste x
heylucywalker: @russelltovey I adore your existence x
russelltovey: @heylucywalker and yours... What a lovely thing to say x
RacheltheRant: @russelltovey It'sbeen awhile since I've bugged you to tweet my wife. Could you send your sexiest wink to @OmnisexualTwist ?
russelltovey: @RacheltheRant hi x
Chrissy_JM: @russelltovey are you pissed?
russelltovey: @Chrissy_JM yes sir x
russelltovey: How many followers do I properly have? iPhone is behind by a week right? X
Tom_in_Oz_: Just over 47,100 x
russelltovey: Wowsers... Thanks wonderful wittys x 3k away from 50k followers x
phantomphoenix_: @russelltovey hhmm, you dropped 7 followers since ya tweeted this, down to 47000 now :( perhaps the wine & tweeting isn't such a good idea:(
russelltovey: @phantomphoenix_ what???? X
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey shitbagx
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan GB!!! U spoke to lemon? X
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey Lemon? who the hell is lemon, I am assuming you mean lezza??, in which case, no xx
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan speak to her ASAP about flats... X seriously call her ASAP and discuss x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey cool, will do, still all good for the one we discussed?x
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan poss... Talk to her... Downstairs Now available Too x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey what??? whats wrong with that building!xx
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan just ring her... She is complicating my head x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey now, she up??
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan prob... I'm Not her aunt x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey no you're her mother! should be shot! or at least have your tubes cut x
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan pre x
hev77: @russelltovey wicked seen them xx please retweet me cause I love u and being at Glasto and u retweeeting will make me xxx
russelltovey: @hev77 hi x
hev77: @russelltovey u should be Here it's the best, even tho it's raining and my best mate deb loves u too we dooooo xxxxxxxxxxx
russelltovey: @hev77 :-) !.
russelltovey: What are the names of the other member of U2? Bonio, cliff Edge, Larry and....? X
russelltovey: “@MyGenQPR: @russelltovey You are on the road to world domination. Tovey is the new black” Tovey is the new Black? Hahaha x
russelltovey: I am struggling to message properly, it's taking 3 minutes longer per tweet than it should so my next message will be raw and unedited ok? X
N1cholas_H: @russelltovey hmmm russell tovey raw and unedited throw in dermot o and im there its my 30th birthday so i can get away with this right?
russelltovey: @N1cholas_H happy 30 x
NCLTony: @russelltovey You need to get osfoora for iPhone instead of twitter app. Far superior in my opinion
russelltovey: IsnU2 still On Fucikin screen?? I thought thwd done their Bit No? See????? X
russelltovey: “@male_Liz_Lemon: @russelltovey @MyGenQPR Once you go Tovey, you never go back?!” tis true x
JaredofMo: @russelltovey You have either ruined my life or made it so much better. I think it's the latter.
russelltovey: @JaredofMo hopefully x
snowsunshine: @russelltovey Russell, I am too excited to sleep as I passed my exams for my Criminal Law Masters degree :D
russelltovey: @snowsunshine congrats x
squidgywooluvsu: @russelltovey is making me laugh lots this eve so he can have a belated #ff too. #ff @russelltovey. Thankyou x
russelltovey: @squidgywooluvsu :-) x
russelltovey: Who is richer BooHoo (U2) or The Saturdays?? X
missingpanda: @russelltovey I'm gonna have a wild stab in the dark and say... The Saturdays
russelltovey: @missingpanda charming Baker moniker? X
missingpanda: @russelltovey I'm not Baker related. What are you drinking anyway?
russelltovey: @missingpanda but its A print by the artist Charming Baker no? X
missingpanda: @russelltovey Oh yes, sorry. Forgive me, it's too late for me to get the connections, and I'm only pretending drinking. Are you a Baker fan?
russelltovey: @missingpanda yeah x
missingpanda: @russelltovey Good lad
russelltovey: Ok somebody just stood up for a piss break and stumbled across the room like Nanny Pat x so I've poured myself another red wine.. X
russelltovey: I think this may officially be the first time I have ever got pissed by myself... It's fucking brilliant! X
ThatCharlieBird: @russelltovey Who would you rather punch, Bono or Billy Mitchell?
russelltovey: @ThatCharlieBird Bonio x
cjharry: @russelltovey Red wine - very sophisticated. Merlot? Cabernet Sauvignon? Sainsbury's special? ;-)
russelltovey: @cjharry Rioja I think? X
Olliestweet: @russelltovey Or just please tweet me, I will be so excited, Like on Christmas Eve. Tweet me, or please follow, and make my Day!! xx
russelltovey: @Olliestweet ho ho ho x
Olliestweet: @russelltovey This is going up on my facebook! AHHH, so excited i'm like shaking haha :D x
russelltovey: @Olliestweet nice x
Olliestweet: @russelltovey Oh my gooshh you tweeted again, this is all very exciting. REALLY OVERWHELMED. Awh thank you! The Russell Tovey tweeted me :Dx
russelltovey: @Olliestweet do you want another tweet? Here it is mate!!!! X
Olliestweet: @russelltovey I still can't get over the fact you tweeted me, I remember you from like everything! Ahhh, your an amazing actor! x
russelltovey: @Olliestweet cheers Ollie x
squidgywooluvsu: @russelltovey just tweeted me. I am now behaving like a 12yr girl. Overly excited by this fact. Its an honour too. Mum will be very jealous. Ta
russelltovey: @squidgywooluvsu i love your mum x
squidgywooluvsu: Had to ring me mum to tell her @russelltovey tweeted bout her. She thought something bad had happened. Fun! Whole fam loved u in Dr.Who. X
russelltovey: @squidgywooluvsu I love your fam X
textualdeviance: @russelltovey Hey, Russell: My husband @Mekle's having a crappy workweek. He adores you, and an RT would cheer him right up.
russelltovey: @textualdeviance cheer up mate :-) x
LoneRanger13: @russelltovey can i have a drunken tweet? it would encourage me to get drunk more often!
russelltovey: @LoneRanger13 blurrrrhhhjjjjgghhh x
b3n_ifit: @russelltovey do you ever get tired ov telling everyone on twitter happy birthday?
russelltovey: @b3n_ifit birthdays are Special and can never be boring... Unlike my own... I hate my own birthday x
russelltovey: Fuk u... Fuk her too... Aint that some Shit... Sorry I can't afford A Ferrari x
russelltovey: Cee Lo green looks like the Legions of Doom WWF no? X
MABLowe: @russelltovey legions of doom? They are white .... Closer to mark henry maybe? x
russelltovey: @MABLowe just the outfit x
TheAdzFactor: @russelltovey Is your penis as nice as your arse?
russelltovey: @TheAdzFactor better x
russelltovey: My mate just rang to Check i am ok? Ha ha... I am Gonna regret this tomorrow right? Ha x
russelltovey: “@Hedgeees: I think I love mildly drunk @russelltovey more than I love sober @russelltovey... Didn't think it was possible!” danger! X
maffsaints: @russelltovey Hi Russell, are you going to Hard Rock Calling, at Hyde Park tomorrow ?.It's just like Glasto but without the smell of piss.
russelltovey: @maffsaints in love the smell of piss x
MsKinLondon: @russelltovey ur not getting pissed by urself, I'm home alone having a cheeky red! I follow u on twit so we're drinking together technically
russelltovey: @MsKinLondon cool thank you x
russelltovey: I have a callous on my little finger where I hold my iPhone and it Rubs on the charger entrance edge... I message too much eh? X
LexDiscipulus: @russelltovey When is'Hi And Her' back on please, Russell Tovey?
russelltovey: @LexDiscipulus nov x
russelltovey: Who is this live lounge???? X
Mipod_: @russelltovey I danced with u once in Soho, u knew my friends friend, ur friends were all dressed smart @ late, ur a good mover when pissed x
russelltovey: @Mipod_ I'm a good Mover sober too x
mlinge: @russelltovey can I get a RT and maybe a little "x" ?
russelltovey: @mlinge you can have a big X x
mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey babe, intervention! time to put the phone down before drunken tweets turn sour like the milk i bought you prob havn't chucked
russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan :-) x post x
russelltovey: “@Olliestwee: @russelltovey Do you know when Him & Her series 2 is out? Have you filmed yet? Whats it like with Sarah? AHH, :D x” Nov x
russelltovey: Does anyone else Think twitter profile Photos are like a Monet? Great from a distance but not so much close up x
russelltovey: “@frunkiee: @russelltovey is 'dan' gonna be in him&her 2?! He is my 2nd fave character :p” big time x
russelltovey: “@lauraannguy: @russelltovey : do you know warm alcohol gets you drunk faster than cold? 'tis true!” what An Amazing Fact!!! X
nicokyle: @russelltovey I spend my life trying to get a reply from you. Since this seems impossible, what would you suggest instead?!
russelltovey: @nicokyle hi x
fsb: @russelltovey I love you lots russell tovey but stop stop with the nonsense booze tweets - I can't see anything else that's going on!!! xx
russelltovey: @fsb really? Ok Game Over! Night my wonderful wittys... You make me a better man x x x x
kessa82: @russelltovey do you remember an improvised scene at 'stepbystep' on an airplane preparing for a crash?!!!
russelltovey: @kessa82 nope... But sounds hot x
kessa82: @russelltovey ahhh I remember doing some play set in the 1900s too that we had to perform at the end of the yr show!! Look at you now!
Olliestweet: RT @Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey I THINK @Olliestweet HAS PROBABLY PASSED OUT NOW OR FAINTED !!
Olliestweet: @Tom_In_Oz_ So do I, @russelltovey has made me like the happiest ever, AHHH. :D I am so awake now, :D AHHH, EXCITED. THANKS RUSSELL! X
Tom_in_Oz_: @Olliestweet @russelltovey AND WHEN i GET 2 HOURS TO MYSELF i WILL BLOG HIS 27 A4 PAGES OF TWEEETING XXX
Olliestweet: @Tom_In_Oz_ Haha! A lot to tweet then! Good luck haha! I can't believe @russelltovey tweeted me, it's amazing. Seriously so happy
russelltovey: 11% battery.. And its a good night from me... You are all overwhelming x
russelltovey: “@nicokyle: @russelltovey Yay! :D Did you know the bible is the most shop-lifted book in the world?” Fascina c
DaveDixon92: @russelltovey Any chance of a tweet before you dissapear and wake with a sore head in the morning?
russelltovey: @DaveDixon92 ;-)
sage_from_oz: @russelltovey Night night lovely. Hope you don't feel too bad in the morning xx
Mavro_Arni: @Tom_In_Oz_ I do believe that Russ ran out of juice before his phone did. LOL
russelltovey: I woke up on the sofa, I've never done that, it's like something from an 80's movie like Mystic Pizza or the Breakfast Club... BREAKFAST! X
angloirishgal: @russelltovey Never woken on a sofa? You haven't lived.
russelltovey: Isn't breakfast a wonderful word...... X
angloirishgal: @russelltovey just been your tweets from last night. Hilarious. You should get trollied by yourself more often x
russelltovey: Congrats NY x
russelltovey: “@ShirMcCullagh: @russelltovey you dirty stop out lol” I was a dirty stop IN x