Thursday, August 12, 2010


Welcome to Friday 13th Aug 2010

And now for something completely different...

Where does a werewolf sit in the theatre? Anywhere he wants to!

Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop? He was chop-lifting.

How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine? It became a wash and werewolf.

What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards? Best vicious of the season.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

Why do werewolves do well at school? Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer.

What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home? A comb.

Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf? Don't worry about that and comb your face.

What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf? A mad dog that chases airplanes.

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