Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop? He was chop-lifting.
How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine? It became a wash and werewolf.
What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards? Best vicious of the season.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
Why do werewolves do well at school? Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer.
What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home? A comb.
Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf? Don't worry about that and comb your face.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf? A mad dog that chases airplanes.