Sunday, November 21, 2010

RUSSELL TOVEY - No.853

THE PLAYS THE THING

21-11-2010


This is a transcript of a Twitter conversation before, during and after an episode of the X Factor UK. The people involved include; AWOLTom (Oz teacher), Boyd Hilton (presenter & critic), Russell Tovey (actor), Chris Sullivan (singer/dancer), Matthew Horne (actor), Dominic Treadwell Collins (actor), Stevie Webb (actor), Matthew Cain (TV reporter) and Sarah Truesdale (Tovey fan). Try to read it like a play…maybe try using different voices and accents…my accent is Australian of course, Russell is from Essex and so on…get your friends around and read it like a “readers theatre” piece.


(START)

MatthewCainC4: @Tom_In_Oz_ Don't say anything nasty about Boydy! He's my sister and I love him!

boydhilton: @MatthewCainC4 thanks Matt! x

AWOLTom: @boydhilton Hope you got my tweet 2 say I yanked our tete-a-tete thought it might do more damage than good & I only use my powers for good!

boydhilton: @Tom_In_Oz_ sure... and I hope you realise no one in the world took offense at my observation. Everyone understood it.

AWOLTom: @boydhilton being a school teacher I come with a lot of reserve for people's rights that's all...always on the side of minority...OK

boydhilton: @AWOLTom honestly you've completely misunderstood. You need to see some Woody Allen films. He uses the word "Jew" a lot. It's not a bad word

AWOLTom: @boydhilton In Oz saying Jew is akin to words like Nazi & it's used as a taunt can you see my concern?

(THE X FACTOR BEGINS ON TV)

AWOLTom : @boydhilton Anyway my concern was that, you saying it, might get you into trouble. You are a public person with big responsibility

mrchrissullivan: All the Family over- massive day with a hangover!! Bring on the X !!!

boydhilton: @AWOLTom erm, that's odd because "Jew" is the word Jewish people use to describe themselves!

boydhilton: @AWOLTom & thanks for your concern but the implication I wrote something in any way offensive is offensive to me. "Jew" is NOT a taunt

AWOLTom: @boydhilton all good. I don't watch x factor except for little bit last night & I thought Wagner was German!!! Liked Mary though, a real voice!

boydhilton: @AWOLTom yes Mary's great.

AWOLTom: @boydhilton did she really cuddle you? In ur pic she looks like she could have snapped you like a twig!

boydhilton: @AWOLTom yes

(OLLY MURS SINGS NEW POP SONG ON X FACTOR)

boydhilton:Thank heavens for the return of cod Reggae.

mfhorne: @boydhilton ska-pop... Skop

boydhilton: @mfhorne more like slop (sorry)

AWOLTom: @boydhilton so without being shot for saying this...who did that Olly Murs guy perform acts with to get a contract? Not even good pop!

boydhilton: The thing is, if Matt Cardle wins he'll almost certainly be singing shockingly bland cod reggae in 12 months' time too...

mfhorne: @boydhilton stop

AWOLTom: @mfhorne made trip to Wales from Oz just to visit Gavin and Stacey locations read it here: http://russell-tovey.blogspot.com/

(X FACTOR CONTESTANTS MIME “HEROES” - A DAVID BOWIE SONG)

mrchrissullivan: X factor mime-a-long-Bowie!

AWOLTom: @boydhilton @mrchrissullivan how dare they ruin Bowie - well except for Mary

(X FACTOR CONTESTANTS FINISH SINGING)

dominictc: X Factor dramarama.

(THE VIEWERS HAVE VOTED – NOW DOWN TO THE BOTTOM TWO ACTS)

russelltovey: Cher?? Bottom two?? Crazy!!!!!!!

boydhilton: Poor Paieyjge...

AWOLTom: @mfhorne @boydhilton @mrchrissullivan Can Cher turn the Paige?

mrchrissullivan: Wagner?? Really?? This isn't even funny anymore! the Paige, Cher?

boydhilton: It was that bloody staircase!

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey who's going then??

MrStevieWebb: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????

russelltovey: @boydhilton exactly!!! Get over it!!!! X

russelltovey: Happy for Katie Waissel tho... Poor cow has had a bloody awful time

SarahTruesdale: @russelltovey Her Nan's an escort. She found out last night x

russelltovey: @SarahTruesdale hot!

dominictc: Paije will go but at least it's wiped the smile off Cher's face for 5 minutes. ain't she x

russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan Little Paige x

boydhilton: @russelltovey she's never walking up a staircase ever again! xx

russelltovey: @boydhilton ha ha ha!!!

AWOLTom: @MrStevieWebb @dominictc @russelltovey @boydhilton the real drama is will the ratings be higher if Cher goes...Simon playing reality card!

mrchrissullivan: Cher's pulling out her big gun- hopefully not literally- you ever know with her sort! @russelltovey

MatthewCainC4: Am genuinely stunned by the XFactor sing-off. And again, I have to ask, who on EARTH is voting for Wagner??? He isn't even funny!

russelltovey: Great TV ain't it!! X

mrchrissullivan: Deadlock!

AWOLTom: @MatthewCainC4 Boydy and I had long Twitter chat 2nite issue all cleared BTW

AWOLTom: @mrchrissullivan @MatthewCainC4 @russelltovey great ratings !!!

russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan your hair? X

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey what about my hair?

russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan dead lock

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey tranny.x

(THE END)

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The next day 22-11-2010 5am

russelltovey: On route to the airport.. Belfast today please... Read thru of new film 'Grabbers' x

AWOLTom: @russelltovey Have fun with the Irish

GrabbersMovie: Yep. You read that right. The fab @russelltovey is starring in Grabbers! We're so excited!


A grab sheet for Grabbers

Name Grabbers

Location Erin Island, Ireland

Web http://www.salt-co.com/index.php/titles/grabbers

Bio Official twitter for the new movie currently in prep.

Tweets by Jon (director) Kevin (writer) Tracy & Kate (producers), Paddy (Visual Effects), and more...


rebekahdg @russelltovey does the project actually take place in Belfast, or is it just being shot there?

shumpy1880: @russelltovey sack belfast, hit derry instead!

mrjasonlor: @russelltovey have a safe flight. If you get bored your wittys are just a tweet away. Cheers.

DruisillaBlaome: @russelltovey Pics from Belfast, please.

MisterCinnamon: @russelltovey Bet it'll be cold there!

kristimcarlson: @russelltovey have a great flight! Can't wait to hear more about your new project! x

MH_Buttahz: @russelltovey good luck! hope you do well, it would be nice to see you in somethin completely dif from Being Human, I'd watch whateva ur in!

ehu: @russelltovey jeez, I thought I started work at stupid o'clock :(

china_soil: @russelltovey Not the best time of day to be up travelling. I know the feeling! Have a safe trip ....

jodiede: @russelltovey I'm really hoping that film is about grabbing arses... Benny Hill style

mr_gilmour: I forgot to thank @russelltovey for keeping me entertained for 3 hours on my flight to oz. God bless Emirates for having Being Human on!

Lesism: @russelltovey Are you on a plane? If so, airports are the destination of choice, for sure.

birdofdoom525: Score! RT @GrabbersMovie The fab @russelltovey is starring in Grabbers! We're so excited!

russelltovey: Belfast x

Darren_Fewins: @MonasticProds Any thoughts about Russell Tovey playing an Angel?

NiamhVintageKid: @russelltovey What are you doing in Belfast? Haha-there isn't much here! :-P

ruthyMC163: @russelltovey I hope we look after you,we are usually a very friendly lot in Belfast.

dagenham_dean: @russelltovey: Does this mean you will now have a Saturday job?

MANX38: @russelltovey "Grabbers" making a film about airport security are ya?

Anneke13Nov: @russelltovey Have fun! What exactly will you be grabbing? :o)

DrewDrew68: @russelltovey There's going to be a film about fans who can't keep their hands to themselves? Impressive! x



dododonnal: @russelltovey sounds like a funny film on imdb. Is it being shot here in Belfast ?

russelltovey: @eddieizzard Please RT - This is insane! @No2Homophobia #legaltolove UN has decided that being gay is reason enough to be executed! http://bit.ly/aNLXGU

JKCorden: Morning you naughty little Chaffinch! X

russelltovey: @JKCorden truck x

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey have fun- say hello to sis and mum- bring me back a member of westlife

jaybs: World Aids Day December 1st, Support with a new pin badge now available from stores or online @russelltovey http://twitpic.com/394rd6

mrSamuelBarnett: @ jaybs thanks!

jaybs: @mrSamuelBarnett You are a GEM Samuel, hope to see you Live one day! J x

mrSamuelBarnett: If you feel inclined, you can vote in the WOS awards to nominate me for Best Solo Performance in "The Man": awards.whatsonstage.com/1193

Tom_In_Oz_: @mrSamuelBarnett I shall vote. Best of British.

mrSamuelBarnett: @Tom_In_Oz_ thanks!

Tom_In_Oz_: @mrSamuelBarnett Mrs Oz & I are in Cardiff & we have 3 weeks left in UK b4 going back 2 Oz. Determined 2 get to London b4 we go. Lots of luv.

angloirishgal: @mrSamuelBarnett Count we tweeters in!

mrSamuelBarnett: @angloirishgal thanks! x


And then, later that evening...


imjustanerd: @Tom_In_Oz_ Did you hear about January 17th?

Tom_In_Oz_: @imjustanerd Nope enlighten me?

imjustanerd: @Tom_In_Oz_ Syfy just announced that the US version of #BeingHuman will debut on Monday, Jan. 17 at 9pm ET/PT.

Tom_In_Oz_: @imjustanerd must remember to set TV recorder for the 12th of NEVER !!! AVOID the USA Being Human remake at all cost...ugggh! *shudder*

imjustanerd: @Tom_In_Oz_ I'm gonna watch it but I'll be judging everything fake Mitchell and fake George do.

Tom_In_Oz_: @imjustanerd Why wait, just instantly dislike USA BH ahead of time & do something useful with your time - grow a beard!

Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey I'm trying a St Hellier Ginger Beer Shandy. Bet that's a new one to you too! It's 3.5 % alcohol.

valeriemeachum: @Tom_In_Oz_ @ imjustanerd ::dies laughing:: Okay, Tom, how many of those have shandies have you had??

Tom_In_Oz_: @valeriemeachum Just 2. Went to see Harry Potter. Bribed by Mrs. Oz. If I shut up & just watched she would get me one. I got 2, I was Vgood

GrabbersMovie: Kevin: Read thru went amazing! Rehearsals so much fun! Cast are on fine

russelltovey: @GrabbersMovie woo-hoo!! X

Paddy (vfx): hey @russelltovey You were in Gavin Toomey's short, right? I used to work with Gavin. Small world, eh? :)

GrabbersMovie: Kevin: Rang reception to tell them hotel was the bomb. Minutes later place was evacuated for no reason. Spoke too soon. What a disgrace.

GrabbersMovie: Kevin: In all seriousness we have a beautiful cast. Making Grabbers is like Christmas morning for me and everyone involved is Santa to me.

GrabbersMovie: @russelltovey Kevin: Dude, you rock balls! We're loving your work! See you soon! :)

MatthewCainC4: Dashing back from the RSC to try and make the Rufus Wainwright concert at the Albert Hall. Really hope I make it in time!

charleymarley: @russelltovey just seen you at Rufus Wainwright. Wasn't he amazing?!

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey so how were you In Ireland and at the Albert Hall for Rufus? Confused.com!! Ps Amazing Cabbage tonight- u know what I mean!!

matthewlawton: @MatthewCainC4 It appears you made it! Hope you & @russelltovey enjoyed the show-I did! Nice to meet you both, we beat @benjamincohen to it!

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The next day 23-11-2010 7am

MatthewCainC4: @matthewlawton @russelltovey @benjamincohen Yes, loved it thanks. Late finish though, knackered today!


Russell Tovey appears at

the Dr. Who exhibit Cardiff


Press play:

video

Tom in Oz reporting from Atlantic Wharf Travelodge Cardiff UK. The above video was taken on an iPhone and it shows Russell Tovey in one of the exhibits. I hope he gets residuals!

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