Saturday, December 11, 2010


Above: Stills of Sarah Solemani & Russell Tovey taken from the hundreds of promo shots available on the DVD of Him & Her.

Another one bites the dust...

Camdengiles: Off to @boydhilton 's XFactor bash with the boys. I'm bound to get lost and arrive as Take Me Out starts.

russelltovey: Cher collaboration is by far the best tonight.... Cher to win!!!!!!

Unexpected_Item: @russelltovey Or not.

Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey are ya delusional or drinking

ashmca: @russelltovey Na... Rebecca! Cher will be robbing old people this time Monday!

Gatz77: @russelltovey I used to love you. Gone off you now!

boydhilton: At my house, we're all agreed Cher was the best act of the night. #xfactor

Tom_In_Oz_: @boydhilton @russelltovey Please turn to each other and slap each other hard.

DannyLeeWynter: @boydhilton has the most beautiful sky line view of London. And to top it all he has treated us to the most beautiful champagne & grub. Yum

Get_P-Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey well I'm on my second jager bomb who cares lol

GaryHalpin: @russelltovey Ashley from coronation street has a better chance of winning than Cher-nobyl.

Tom_In_Oz_: 2nd thoughts @russelltovey @boydhilton deleting you all from twitter

BinahSophia: Is @russelltovey the only person in england who thinks Cher is good? He's the only one on my timeline.

Tom_In_Oz_: @ Get_P_Here did you know Christina is gonna be in Burlesque movie with real Cher (Bono)

katebamfield: @russelltovey What were you watching?? They just strangled some cats!!

Get_P_Here: “@Tom_In_Oz_: @Get_P_Here Hope the movie is as good as ad. I have a soft spot for the real Cher...and a black hole for the pretend one.”

MoonChildMe: @russelltovey nooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Matt & Rhianna... steamybuckets!

MoonChildMe: @russelltovey and I DON'T MEAN steamy buckets of turd either

dominictc: Wow. Rihanna is HOT! I would. And I'm a big gay.

AllieMunster: @russelltovey what a coincidence she sang with will I am, well, not really lol

PeterK111: @russelltovey Nope...didn't like the Cher collaboration...preferred matt's

RebeccaCH97: @russelltovey nevveeeerr! REBECCA! :D

Jacqs_G: @russelltovey she is a talentless bimbo

lycoappollo: @russelltovey You could barely hear her over Will.I.Am! And that can only be a good thing (sorry!).

MissJazziMG: @russelltovey I love you but you just went down in my estimations! Matt to win!

carlwebber: @russelltovey No are you mental!?

SineadKeenan: XFactor:Rhianna, WOW! I would! Christina&her ladies, HOT! But.... Maybe a little inappropriate 4 a young audience? Or am I being a prude? X

antonycotton: Did anyone else have a feeling it was a little inappropriate?

russelltovey: @antonycotton yes!!! Ha ha!! But sooo hot.. X

antonycotton: @russelltovey Hawt indeed. I'm agog! Xtina and Rhianna ain't shy are they? X

Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey @Dorina335 Cheryl Cole's friend Will I Am has finally done something right and helped bump off Cher the pretender!

Get_P_Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey @dorina335 ooh you bitch Tom

antonycotton: I LOVED Cher from the start. Gutted she's out. I think she'll be a big star though. I'm fascinated by her.

Camdengiles: Stunning night with @boydhilton @russelltovey @leo_richardson @DannyLeeWynter and a few other special sisters. Thanks boys.

leo_richardson: @camdengiles @boydhilton @russelltovey @dannyleewynter we love you GUrL. Rubbish without u xxx

DannyLeeWynter: Was introduced tonight by @russelltovey to the tv programme Take Me Out! Do people really watch this? Carnage.

chelseagezza: My pussy is asleep on my bed is yours @Russelltovey

Dirtyboxers: NOTE TO SELF: Before NYE 2011, must try and get a snog from @russelltovey - or a friendly chat and coffee?! Either way the challenge is set!

farscaper_here: @russelltovey have you got any x factor jokes??? God, I'm funny ;)

Sometimes your harshest critics…

11-12-2010 SineadKeenan: @russelltovey Stop telling Jokes! Thank you x

11-12-2010 russelltovey: @SineadKeenan do what I want when I wanna do it and I've done it so...... X

(D)Annie are you OK?

Theladyreed: #notadykebut I love Dannii Minogue and Annie from Being Human - science fact, and I'm not sorry.

Tom_In_Oz_: @Theladyreed never be sorry for loving the Dannii she's just 1 step away from Kylie *man drool*

Theladyreed: @Tom_In_Oz_ like I said - I'm not sorry!!

Theladyreed: @Tom_In_Oz_ and the Annie love?

Tom_In_Oz_: @Theladyreed Gotta love the Annie and oh yes we know she's OK I looked on the BBC3 payrolls, she's there for next 2 years.

Theladyreed: @Tom_In_Oz_ dont tease me you slaaag! I know we know she's ok - but how long before we are sure of another series? Hmmmnn...??

Tom_In_Oz_: @Theladyreed about 9-1-2011 for season 3 on TV and shooting for season 4 in July next year...probably.

The Night Before Christmas

by _llamaface

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
But downstairs in the sitting room, sat in a chair
A vampire called Mitchell rested his eyes there.

His eyes blinked open, as black as coal dust,
As the poor Irish vampire fought with his blood lust.
Returning to normal at the creak of the wood,
He looked up, hoping to see a grey hood.

But instead of poor Annie, wrapped up in a scarf,
was Nina Pickering, his best friend's better half.
"Shouldn't you be asleep next to George, warm in bed?"
"The heating is broken, it's too cold" Nina said.

Nina glanced round the room, it was dingy and dim
Until Mitchell rose and her eyes fell on him.
The only light there was the one from the TV
No picture to show, it just flickered blankly.

"I'm waiting" he said "In case Annie tries
to get into contact" Nina closed her eyes.
She still blamed herself, though George told her not to.
He said Kemp was to blame, there was nothing they could do.

A few minutes passed them by in a flash,
As Nina was braced to take Mitchell's backlash.
The vampire opened his mouth, about to speak
When the house was disturbed by a loud girly shriek.

George jumped out of bed and ran down the stairs,
As fast as a cheetah plagued with nightmares.
The pair downstairs looked at him frowning.
Mitchell rolled his eyes "You sound like a girl drowning"

"I think I heard someone up on the roof
And there was definitely a sound a bit like a hoof"
"George" Mitchell said "You sound like a child"
George pouted at this. Nina just smiled.

Before they had time to decide on a plan,
From down the chimney came a large man.
Dressed in red from his head to his toes,
With twinkling eyes and one cute button nose.

"Presents" said Santa "For each one of you
Though nothing physical, you'll have to make do.
For Nina and George, I say only this,
You'll get all you need from one simple kiss"

Then Mitchell turned to the man with a smile
And uttered the words he'd thought for a while.
"There's nothing, dear Santa, that you can tell me,
All I want for Christmas is to get back our Annie"

But Santa knew they missed their friend in grey,
Though creatures of the door took her away.
So he left them with words in the moonlight
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fright"

Above: Press play for the 2009 Being Human Christmas message.

Below: Rehearsal shots from Him&Her.

Cat minding for a friend...all this weekend!

MatthewCainC4: On my way to airport for long New York shoot for Science of Art series! Will be going to Story Slam and having an MRI scan looking at art...

russelltovey: Woman weightlifter goes to the Doctors & says, 'I've been taking steroids & grown a cock'. Doctor asks, 'Anabolic?' She replies, 'No, just a cock!' x

AWOLTom: @russelltovey that one might be hard to blog!

farperoo: @russelltovey is it ever too early for cock jokes lol

Pussinabox: @russelltovey just told my mum that joke and she liked it :)

russelltovey: @MatthewCainC4 you are amazing x

laurannguy: @russelltovey *groans*

Dyana: @russelltovey XD it took me a few seconds to get it! :P

Janeymac64: @russelltovey lovin the joke, cock! tommytboy78: Good one @russelltovey ...can't beat a decent joke first thing in the morning

AWOLTom: @russelltovey U have 23,000 Witties who might read ur Tweets but ur blog now has 23,000 readers per month who choose to read it! Good, eh!

DrewDrew68:@russelltovey why are there now tumbleweeds blowing across my living room?

zacharyfair: @WhoisJRStevens I love @russelltovey too! Especially when he's at a sink washing his ass #BeingHuman

RiverCityOtter: @russelltovey #FF follow Russell or just go wolfie for him in BBCs #BeingHuman great acting & fun show!

georgianalee: @russelltovey You're a card.

andrewfaith: @russelltovey You're rude. I love you. x

rebekahdg: @russelltovey dream come true joke, or just a dream come true... well for some.

Stuart621: @russelltovey That made me LOL.

nicksmith1975: spotted Russell Tovey in profile bar last night

jaybs: @russelltovey Hope U R looking after Nelly well now! just watching U on DVD -Education 4 Leisure, brings back memories! J X

russelltovey: Man buys a new aftershave, smells like breadcrumbs. Birds love it x

temporary_thing: shocking! @russelltovey

GaryHalpin: @russelltovey Just as well you can act :)

berkscub: @russelltovey does that mean that I should cover myself in essence of grub and lavae to catch meself a sexy bear?

peacockpete: @russelltovey man smears marmite on privates. Neighbourhood dogs love it.

groovy_kate_uk: @russelltovey that made me smile! x

jaybs: @russelltovey What has put you in such a good mood??? I like it though! Nelly?? LOL J x

abigail_j_torry: @russelltovey haha this is the first thing thats made me laugh today...thank you! Xx

bendicksongreen: @russelltovey well that's my idea of a nightmare.......

farscaper_here: @russelltovey Are you always like this in the mornings? Or is it love?

FJD_1985: @russelltovey - dad joke much!

jojodonovan: @russelltovey hahaha love it x

chantellmaria: @russelltovey my grandad told me that joke 2 weeks ago! Keep up tovey!! Xx

DanielleBlyth: @russelltovey that's a baaaaaad joke hahaha x

MegaBadger: Badger News: RT @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey Russell's mum replaces badger book with joke book.:@russelltovey...

Mrsd03: @russelltovey You still Drunk !! ;)

foleythethird: @russelltovey more like... man buys a new aftershave, smells a bit seedy - birds love it.

thomasharris88: @russelltovey A bird crapped on my car the other night. That's the last time I take her out.

MarcusWhitney1: Amazing what goodies you find in the stock room at casualty.

Dorina335: Think that @russelltovey would love that for Him & Her!

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