If the following tweet collection makes sense to anyone my work as a blog-orgrapher is complete! Merry Xmas to one and all.
russelltovey: Really loving waking up everyday still pissed x
iamlongy: @russelltovey Pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub x
(The above message was Retweeted by @russelltovey)
russelltovey: I like this game: gym gym gym gym gym gym then panto panto panto panto panto panto x
Maffup: @russelltovey he'sbehindyou he'sbehindyou he'sbehindyou he'sbehindyou he'sbehindyou - a panto reference obviously ;) x
russelltovey: @maffup obvs x
russelltovey: Gymgumgymgymgumgymgymgymgym x
valeriemeacham: @russelltovey Gym and gum are a bad combination. Pretty sure they frown on that. #funwithtypos
anemoneproject: @russelltovey 7 visits to the gym and 2 to the GUM clinic?
russelltovey: @anemoneproject ha ha ha!!! Yes I'm riddled x
anemoneproject: @scyrene well he just told me he's riddled with STDs lol
andyetc: @scyrene I think it's fair to say that Russell Tovey is drunk. Quick, let's take advantage.
russelltovey: Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! Merryxmaseveevemaerruxmaseveeve merryxmaseveevemeryxmaseveeve x
thatch71: @russelltovey Rustilldrunkrustilldrunkrusrilldrunk??!!
russelltovey: @thatch71 :-) x
Liam1709: @russelltovey work then gingingingingingingingin whilst shopping. I have my ankle flask at The ready
russelltovey @Liam1709 vodkavodkavodkawatervodkavodkavodka x
russelltovey: @guy_interruptd it's merryxmaseve eve right? X
guy_interruptd: @russelltovey It's tomorrow, darling. ;) x
Michael_Caton: @russelltovey I heard a rumour that a friends nan once walked in on you and him having sex, true or false Russell Tovey?
russelltovey: Hogohohohogogohohogogohohohohoghoohohohohohhoe x
Baxfail: @russelltovey WHO YOU CALLIN' A HO?! *sucks teeth*
russelltovey: @Baxfail yes x
stephishere: @russelltovey Are you having some kind of fit?
russelltovey: @stephishere yep x
ChelsTARDIS: @russelltovey is sooo cutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutecute ;) x
russelltovey: @ChelsTARDIS :-) x
GooeyLewy: @russelltovey unfollowunfollowunfollowunfollowunfollowunfollowunfollowunfollowunfollow x
russelltovey: @GooeyLewy :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-( x
russelltovey: I have half hour to kill on the gym before training...I'm still a bit drunk and feel giddy with Xmas sprite and mirth...I need restraining x
Friendlymoocow: @russelltovey Xmas sprite? Xmas version of well known fizzy drink or a tiny magical being?? Hope u have a g8 Xmas xx
boydhilton: @russelltovey hot x
stevevankampen: @russelltovey I was just about to ask if u were drunk after reading ur previous tweet then saw this one... lol
Baxfail: Apparently every person I follow also follows @Russelltovey - my whole timeline is just replies to him! Clearly we all have high standards!
russelltovey: @Baxfail and I love you all intimately x
AmiElzbth: @russelltovey What party were you at?
russelltovey: @AmiElzbth what party wasn't I at honey!! ;-) x
moonboywales: @russelltovey I'm sure many would happily restrain you, not in the way you're thinking though...or maybe it is...dun dun dun
russelltovey: @moonboywales dun dun dun? Is that jaws? Hot x
MJMcAuliffe: @russelltovey IsawyouIsawyouIsawyou on Oxford Street the other day - you were on the phone walking past the TCR Crossrail site :)
russelltovey: @MJMcAuliffe I get around! X
wonderg1rl: Amused by @russelltovey's drunken ramblings. I await a tweet in the next hour saying he's injured himself at the gym. Ha ha x
russelltovey: @wonderg1rl I've just injured myself at the gym x
marcusjdl: @MJMcAuliffe you got a tweet off @russelltovey ? *jealous*
russelltovey: @marcusjdl don't be jealous mate! Hi! X
marcusjdl : OMG Russell Tovey tweeted me. I love Twitter! *swoons* aww thanks Russell. Have a fab Christmas :-)
MJMcAuliffe: @russelltovey Haha! I saw you at V Fest in the Louder Lounge too! Would have said hi but you seem to have a habit of walking very fast! :p
russelltovey: @MJMcAuliffe I'm well known for being an incredibly speedy walker x
ChrisBarton09: @russelltovey can you tweet me? I feel left out! X
russelltovey: @ChrisBarton09 hi! X
Ajkemmy: @russelltovey I’m worried about you dododoyoudadododo ;-)
russelltovey: @Ajkemmy me too mate x
mmm_gash: @russelltovey Slow people get on my tits. I'm just like "Get out of my way!"
russelltovey: @mmm_gash here here! Move biatch, get out the way x
thejjmj: @mmm_gash yeah Jamie u really just wanted 2 talk about slow people & not about how jealous u r that @MJMcAuliffe saw @russelltovey twice ;-)
Foxfontaine: @russelltovey a drunk PT session? Rawk and roll. Have a lovely time mr. I'm off to Glasvegas now x HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOJOHOHO!
russelltovey: @Foxfontaine be wonderful over the Xmas holiday mr W! See you in 2k11 x
Foxfontaine: Any catnip geezer? http://yfrog.com/h6ojwj
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine I like your pussy snap cute!
Foxfontaine: @Tom_In_Oz_ why is your profile picture my friend Russell?
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine I run a blog site for Russ,,,unofficial one of course.
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine I follow Matt Cain and spotted your name on his Twitter mails yesterday so I decided to follow you
Foxfontaine: @Tom_In_Oz_ welcome aboard!! Xx
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine I am not sure how you fit in the big scheme of Rusty's life I spend more time talking to Matt than Russell tho
Foxfontaine: @Tom_In_Oz_ Russ, Matt and I are all chums who like to look at nice boys. X
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine We call that perving. Everyone does it. It's natural & normal. Was going to make it my occupation at one time! @MatthewCainC4
Foxfontaine: @Tom_In_Oz_ Matt and I worked together for 3 years and are very close. We'll be married one day, won't we @MatthewCainC4 :)
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine @MatthewCainC4I have put a fair bit about Matt on blog I run cause I like his style. I have written 6 replies on his blog too
MatthewCainC4: Anyone heading back to their hometown for Christmas? Then read today's blog post about what I think of mine... http://bit.ly/hP7CM9
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine Did you see the week I posted @MatthewCainC4's pussy on the Tovey blog? In fact Matt's pussy is still big business !!!
Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine OK take your hand off your joystick long enough for me to say goodnight.
Foxfontaine: @Tom_In_Oz_ Night. X
My big DICK
(the pantomime keep it clean)
MrStevieWebb: Bit nervous to have my boys @jackshalloo and @russelltovey watching this evening. Hope you like my Dick boys.
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey @MrStevieWebb Russell is 3 sheets to the wind - cold compresses are needed NOW STAT
Jackshalloo: @MrStevieWebb @russelltovey I just hope it measures up x
Mrs_Overall: @MrStevieWebb @jackshalloo @russelltovey oooh luvvie, it will be hard but it’s nice that these young men are coming for you.
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey @MrStevieWebb Stevie I wish we cudda seen your dick but we had to come home before your dick was ready to see.
Jackshalloo: @MrStevieWebb smashed it bro west 6 fam!!!
robdiament: Brilliant panto at Hammersmith Lyric earlier this evening, it's been years since I've been to one and @MrStevieWebb RULED! Go Stevie! R.xx
An oldie but a goodie (that’s my mate Boyd)
Tom_In_Oz_: @boydhilton Almost Xmas Eve here so I'm starting w Merry Xmas wishes before Twitter goes over capacity. B healthy, wealthy & wise xx
Boydhilton: @Tom_In_Oz_ thanks
Ralphwjbrown: Just home from a tremendous Bowie tribute night at Komedia in Brighton. Highlights were Modern Love, Lady Grinning Soul and the mental crowd
Tom_In_Oz_: @Ralphwjbrown Mental crowd? Were they as mental as anything?
Ralphwjbrown: @Tom_In_Oz_ mentaller
Tom_In_Oz_: @Ralphwjbrown Being a Bowie and Bolan fan I loved their collaboration on "The Prettiest Star" one of my old faves.
Ralphwjbrown: @Tom_In_Oz_ Bowie band in which I play sax is Absolute Bowie, find them online. The lead character is quite special and shares a birthday with DB !
Tom_In_Oz: You’ll probably think it’s tosh but I love Bowie’s “Starman!”
Ralphwjbrown: @Tom_In_Oz_ love Starman a lot
Above and below: Ralph Brown and Absolute Bowie...enjoy!
The rondom Twitter things one finds…
23-12-2010 to 24-12-2010
andyetc: Russell Tovey makes me feel funny in my tummy
Jabber_Moose: Question. Multiple british celebs on twitter end their tweets with an 'x'. Is it secret code?
Xarixian: @Jabber_Moose Haha. Pretty sure they're being lame and sending a kiss.
Jabber_Moose: @Xarixian you think gordon ramsey and russell tovey are sending kisses?
CMRanapia: @MeganWegan Oh yeah, I remember. Ex souse. Wouldn't recognize sun screen unless it was dripping from Russell Tovey's knob.
Wanndaling: Why isn't ONTD impressed with my amazing Russell Tovey/Being Human tweet? Oh yeah, they suck.
ragingoodfella: is it wrong that I just want to be with @russelltovey buy a dog and live happily ever after. not too much to ask is it?
Toddybee: @russelltovey I met you at Parliament House in Orlando!! Just been speaking to my mate about it! And Being Human! hope u had a good hol!
OICorbet: Love how @russelltovey had to act straight for Gavin and Stacey.