Friday, January 7, 2011


The day the Ashes cricket victory was out-trended by a man who wasn’t chicken:

Below: A copy of Trendsmap UK from 7-1-2011. Please click to enlarge.

Once upon a time, in a sleepy part of London a man (that shall be nameless for the moment) started his day Tweeting to his sleepy-headed followers, while they went about their morning rituals.

By the end of an hour-long Twitter session thousands of people had flocked to read his texts on various topics - all jostling to ask him questions. His followers were hushed during the proceedings when suddenly the young man decided it was time to offer a shot of his "cock!"

There was stunned silence for a few moments! Some followers snorted snot over their bran-flakes, while some had a double-spit of coffee and gagged on their toast...They couldn't believe what the man had offered!

The Twitter lines then went into melt down as word spread!

The young man (that we will now call "R") certainly wasn’t chicken and did as promised and showed everyone his...

russelltovey: Morning all you beautiful Wittys... I'm in the middle of a voice over, then going gym, then taking mate to her new home for a viewing x hot?

russelltovey:Follow @michaelsocha ... The new werewolf in Being Human and a throughly lovely chap x

Ian__Ellison: @russelltovey Not hot. Very cold here. Woke up to more snow!

russelltovey: @Ian__Ellison Oh Ian I'm sorry x

boydhilton: @russelltovey H.O.T. x

russelltovey: @boydhilton sweaty Hot x

natashacprice: He's in being human and him and her on bbc3, two of my fave shows, he's defo worth a #ff @russelltovey

russelltovey: @natashacprice I want to kiss you x

russelltovey: Who wants a cock shot? X

Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey No thanks I already have one...Truly I do, but won't post it!

russelltovey: I warn you... It's huge x

Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey I did say I wouldn't post it but if ya really want I do have one I can post? It's def a "blue" pic of you about 2 years old?

MoonChildMe: @russelltovey You just made snot come out my nose with that one

russelltovey: @MoonChildMe hot x

SineadKeenan: @russelltovey Really??? So early in the morning?? Xxxxx

boydhilton: @SineadKeenan @RussellTovey it's never too early, Sinead. Xx

russelltovey: @boydhilton exactly... She should know x


Please click link to view this picture:

russelltovey: Sorry..... ;-).... If I get to a 1,000,000 followers I will bare all, covered in butter and raisins x

Scott_arthur: @russelltovey Cock a doodle do

bigalsmrs: Goodness me Russell, that is truly the biggest cock I have ever seen WOW! @russelltovey

Ianthomas74: @russelltovey can I see and be the impartial judge?

gas700girl: @russelltovey I missed the very last episode of the last series of Being Human. Any idea where/how I could see it?

russelltovey: @gas700girl iplayer? DVD? YouTube? X

jaybs: @russelltovey You doing Blue pics ??? LOL I doubt it, perhaps Blue would be a good title for a short?? J Xx

Tom_in_Oz_: @jaybs Hi jaybs no really do have a "blue" pic of Russ but not posting it until right moment. I don't lie! @russelltovey has to give OK first.

russelltovey: @Tom_In_Oz_ where from????

Tom_in_Oz_: @russelltovey BH sessions that's why it's "blue" but won't post it. It is full nudity xxx

russelltovey: @Tom_In_Oz_ but who sent it to you??

Tom_in_Oz_: @russelltovey One of those clever fans went through and freeze-framed it from the TV must have been 1 second only but it is you!

Focfontaine: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey CREEPY!

russelltovey: @Tom_In_Oz_ Post it then! I'm sure my todger looks tiny...


Using my own discretion I have reneged on posting a nude picture of Mr Russell Tovey here although I have full permission to do so.

Please click link to view this picture. It was taken from recording sessions when Mr Tovey was filming Being Human. Use discretion with minors and remember this picture appeared on Television and nobody has objected to it in the last 3 years. Mr Tovey has willingly allowed this picture to be viewed. I commend him for his generosity.




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russelltovey: Is John Grant, as in Queen of Denmark on here? And Anthony and the Johnsons? And are either in concert soon? X

Howupsetting: @russelltovey John Grant is playing Shepherd's Bush Empire on 27th March

russelltovey: @HowupsettingI love you!!! Gonna get tickets.... That album is incredible x

Howupsetting: @russelltovey It is. Have you checked out The Czars (his former band) too? 'Goodbye' is one of my favourite albums ever.

russelltovey: @Howupsetting no! Will do asap!!! Great info x

Howupsetting: @russelltovey A steal at £2.99!

russelltovey: @Howupsetting ordered! Thank you, you have enriched my life in three tweets... What a wonder x

daxvondrac: @russelltovey John Grant is touring in March

russelltovey: @daxvondrac perfect! Thanks x

MrStevieWebb: @russelltovey sister! Seriously! We need to Juice soon. Nxt week? Closer to death than me, than me?

russelltovey: @MrStevieWebb sat night big juice fest followed by double entry... You in? X

MrStevieWebb: @russelltovey nice. It's my last show Sat but apparently we are celebrating at some cabaret club in vauxhall.... Ah memories..

russelltovey: @MrStevieWebb hahahahaz ... After come join... Bring the jungle netting x

MrStevieWebb: @russelltovey hah!! 'Russ, can I --- -- ---- ----?' 'NO!!!!!' I'll call ya Sat x

russelltovey: @MrStevieWebb fill in the blanks people! Maniac x

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey Oi team Gb- payday- celebratory drunks a necessity!!

russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan defo! Late tonight about eight ish? Tomorrow night? X

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey oh honey! 2 in a row- I'm getting old have a shoot at 9:30 am on sun- not sure sat night shenanigans will be a great idea....

russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan wet nurse x

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey why 8 tonight? What/ who ya doin?

mrchrissullivan: @russelltovey ps-offering a cock shit on twitter at 11am? Are you high? Plus iPhones 3 don't have zooms!

Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey @mrchrissullivan 2 things you called it a "shit" not a shot and iPhones do zoom if you move ur hand closer!

russelltovey: @mrchrissullivan your mum x

JKCorden: @russelltovey So hot.

russelltovey: 's x

Jamlington: @russelltovey John grant is indeed on twitter. He is playing in London on the 27th of march in shepbush. Should be good. Happy trails

russelltovey: @jamlington what's his twit name? X

Mikecrogan: @russelltovey you are such a tease and so damned cute too! Its got to be that accent and those adorable ears.

russelltovey: @mikecrogan 's x

scotty67: @russelltovey He's on the Shepherds Bush Empire 27th March

russelltovey: @scotty67 I'm all over it x

boydhilton: Things are looking up: Being Human series 3, episode one has arrived...

Tom_In_Oz_: @boydhilton Heard lots about BH3 already...all good and from a reliable inside source...Robson Green - not Russell like you maybe expected!

russelltovey: @boydhilton and????? X

mrchrissullivan: @Tom_In_Oz_ thanks for the correction- what happens when you type with your toes

Tom_In_Oz_: @mrchrissulliva sorry Chris it's what happens when you are an old school teacher..ya never stop correcting people *sigh*

MatthewCainC4: @boydhilton And how is our sister in it?

boydhilton: @MatthewCainC4 waiting for a window of opportunity to watch it. Shall report back anon!

Foxfontaine: I'm orf to see The King's Speech. @ritzycinema Hoorah! #kingsspeech

MatthewCainC4: @Foxfontaine It's great, enjoy it! In Soho House after with Russell, Ego and Top if you want to join us. Text me sister!

boydhilton: @russelltovey I shall be viewing it chez moi tonight. Best. Evening. Evah. xx

Michaelsocha: I dont even know meself when Being human is out, someone inform me please i wanna b in the know!

Scott_Arthur: @Michaelsocha Don't have a clue either mate. Says soon. Had a good laugh at the wrap party. Were you f**ked the day after?

marcuswhitney1: Why does no one know when BEING HUMAN series 3 is coming out on BBC 3???? Wish they would tell us!

Tom_In_Oz_: @Scott_Arthur @Michaelsocha @marcuswhitney1 Online schedule has BH starting in the week 22nd to 28th Jan...BTW xxx Tom

Pub & movie:

8:30pm London 7-1-2011 radfordm: Happy to see @russelltovey at the pub :)

9:30pm London 7-11-2011 Sissorboy @russelltovey was great to see you in the Duke Of Wellington hope you had a great night.

1am 8-1-2011 London UK Foxfontaine: Geoffrey Rush was by far the best thing about The King's Speech #kingsspeech

Noon 8-1-2011 Newcastle Oz Tom_In_Oz_: @Foxfontaine I agree and he does every role with an unassuming dignity!

The Postscript:

ianthomas74: @RussellTovey just saw your nekkid pic, and your 'todger' does NOT look small. Your hubby is a lucky man.

Bcgkelly: @ianthomas74 @russelltovey Yea i had a look too. not small although how do u know its not the other end his other half likes best. LOL

HorshamiteHarry: @Tom_In_Oz_ @russelltovey Bless his little todger! x

Rusky0106: @Tom_In_Oz_ finally! A snippet of Russell's todger! :)

Liam1709: @RussTov_FanSite Thanks!

Back2Stonewall_: @RussTov_FanSite Thanks.

mrsd03: @RussTov_FanSite I think the lads Russell and Stevie are great fun They bring out the mischievous prude in me ;) X

Kylelehane: @Tom_In_Oz_ gr8 photo and the blogspot is cool!!

joooos1: @Tom_In_Oz_ Yeah, it's amazing what you see with a freeze-frame that you don't see with moving pic!

Mrjasonlor: @Tom_In_Oz_ I saw the pic of @russelltovey. You weren't kidding. It is indeed a Happy Nude Year starring Mr. Russell Tovey.

Below: Russell Tovey from Ep.1 Season.1 of "Being Human"

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