Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler @markmmerrett do you sometimes write columns for papers overseas? Or overseas mags?
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ @markmmerrett No, never have.
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler @markmmerrett just saw blurry psychic image of something you wrote but in English not German
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ @markmmerrettThe thing written in English was my last tweet and the blur wasn't a vision but your bad eyesight, old man ;-)
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler had a pic of an article cut out from a newspaper written in English and put into a scrap book to keep
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ @markmmerrett Yes, I have those. I've seen some theatre and musical premiers in London over the years and I've kept the...
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ ...newspaper articles and the ticket and put them in a scrapbook. But it isn't stuff I wrote. Not bad, Tom!
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler babez I tell U what I seez but it takes a while to get it worked out because I am not good at seeing it for long enough
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ And I seez that your Tovey blog has gone German. YAY!!! Smart move, Tom!
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler I did German 32 years ago for 3 terms at school before giving up...Ja, ich habe schlechte Augen von zu viel Sex
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ ROFL!!! Good, you haven't forgotten the important phrases! X :-)
In the following clip keep an eye out for Russell Tovey the albino pirate who shakes the pirate flag with the pop-out eyes! This of course is the German version of the trailer the English versions are further over on this blog. Please use the search facility to locate them.
BACK FROM MIAMI
russelltovey: Back in da UK... Tired ears here x
WhoGuru: @russelltovey Long flight? lol couldn't resist! Welcome back!
stefanroberts: @russelltovey and what big ears they are ;P #adorable
TMarkstahler: @russelltovey Welcome home, mister globetrotter!!! Kick off your shoes and rest your ears!!!
Tom_In_Oz_: @russelltovey how was the mansion and BTW @WhoGuru I’ve just had a vision to do with you?
Tom_In_Oz_: @WhoGuru vision was a pair of glasses hiding what looked like a bruised eye or dark bags? Wasn't sure if it's U thou no face parts in vision
WhoGuru: @Tom_In_Oz_ Sheesh Tom. Week ago Friday a 10lb stand hit me in the face. Gave me 2 black eyes!
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ @whoguru I am scared of the moment you turn evil and turn all your superpowers against us :-(
James_McCre: @russelltovey glad to have you back your regular tweets have been missed. Nandos anyone? :)
russelltovey: @James_McCre exactly ;-) x
russelltovey: Oooooooo X Factor on the itv player to look forward to x
adamjondicky: Think I might have a go at drawing @russelltovey after I finish my portrait of @AmyLeeEV. Thoughts? ^_^ x
russelltovey: @adamjondicky absolutely :-)
adamjondicky: Ok, I got tweeted by Russell Tovey, my morning is made! ^_^
russelltovey: Ok who has ever tried this???? I think it might actually work?? X http://t.co/0PFJfGpT
TheNoelSullivan: @russelltovey where do you get that?
russelltovey: @TheNoelSullivan Miami x
TheNoelSullivan: @russelltovey haha, of course it's american. Haven't they heard of good old fashioned cheese before bed?
russelltovey: Margaret off the X Factor singing the Carpenters is genius no? x
JOJEHARVEY: @russelltovey You could play her in the spin off film JOURNEY x
ubernic8: @russelltovey she was amazing!! although i wasnt sure if she was pregnant or not?!
russelltovey: @ubernic8 YES!!!!!! X
CAN THE CAN
russelltovey: Omelette, Beans and tinned tomatoes in the local... Perfect welcome home x
oppositejohn: @russelltovey what a fab tweet!
russelltovey: Tinned tomatoes always remind me of my nan x
TomBlumberg: @russelltovey love tinned tomatoes o'n toast, my dad used to have it when I was little x
russelltovey: @TomBlumberg mine too!!! X
russelltovey: Who else has cheese on toast with egg on top? X
russelltovey: Who else ate breakfast cereal whilst sat on the toilet? X
oppositejohn: @russelltovey not such a fab tweet
mrchunk94: @russelltovey haha eating coco pops whilst you pop a coco!
Owen_thornton: @russelltovey ive eaten a ham sandwich on the toilet once...
russelltovey: @Owen_Thornton I salute you x
missingpanda: @russelltovey Not at the local, surely
russelltovey: @missingpanda funny ;-) x
TWEETING AGAIN A GOOD SIGN
MarkMMerrett: @russelltovey Good morning Mr Tovey, hope you had a sexy trip, happy to have you back in the UK twitting again XOX
russelltovey: I was told that Apparently, as a Scorpio, I will never be able to be with anyone long term? Bit bleak isn't it? is this true?? X
Charliecondou: @russelltovey Oh Russell
MarkMMerrett: So how is my dearest @Tom_In_Oz_ and big brother @TMarkstahler ? And yay! @russelltovey is back and twitting <3
russelltovey: Thank God for the Scorpio settlers... Phew... :-) x
russelltovey: What is the ideal match for a scorpio and why?? X
tpabob46: @russelltovey cancer and Pisces are the best matches. Leo is the worst match.
russelltovey: Omelette consumed and quietly digesting in my upper intestine x
russelltovey: @emmafreud what signs are you both??? X
emmafreud: @russelltovey he is scorpio. I am aquarius. But russell... Its all a load of bollocks.
Tom_in_Oz_: Emma my wife has a birthday the same date as Russ and I am Pisces *something in the match works not complete bollocks*
russelltovey: Leo? X
euphoricdreamer: @russelltovey Pisces is top match for Scorpians. We understand each other. It's a shame you're unavailable...haha. Jokes.
Tom_In_Oz_: Strange isn't it, I am married to a Scorpio who shares Russ's birthday and when Russ turns 30 soon so does my son = coincidence big time!
MarkMMerrett: @russelltovey Wanna try a Sagittarius? *hand overhead pointing to self*
RUSSELL UP ON CHARGES
russelltovey: Thanks a lot T-mobile.. After no advice to turn data roaming off and really making sure to use hotel wifi I have still been charged £145!
russelltovey: Been with T-Mobile for years and feel very let down... Anyway ran over... I am going to leave and change network.. Any advice? X
SteveGillick: @russelltovey Email Olaf.email@example.com he's the T-Mob CEO.. Outline ur issues & he will sort it quick & get u what u want! :)
russelltovey: @SteveGillick thank you!! Done x
SteveGillick: @russelltovey Cool beans.. Give them 48hrs & u should hear back! If not make a nuisance of urself.. It's fun 4 u if nothing else.. lol :) xx
TOVEY Vs T
TMobileUKhelp: @kittenesque We will contact @russelltovey thanks :D
TMobileUKhelp: @russelltovey Hi, How can we help you today?
russelltovey: @TMobileUKhelp hello... It should be on my records? Can you assist?
TMobileUKhelp: @russelltovey David M here :-) can we help you today?
willw2764: @russelltovey Hey Russell, do you have any advice on how I can come out to my best friends as gay?
russelltovey: @willw2764 do your best friends not follow you on twitter??? X
willw2764: @russelltovey No, I'm new to twitter.
willw2764: @russelltovey You are gay right? I'm sorry but I read it somewhere and I just wanted to make sure I didn't offend you by assuming you were.
russelltovey: @willw2764 let me have a think and get back to you... X
willw2764: @russelltovey Ok, man. Thanks, by the way. :) X