George: I'd like to buy um, a cage please?
Man: How big?
George: Big enough for a large dog.
Man: No worries mate we get a lot of orders for cages from the BDSM crowd.
George: *embarrassed* No honestly, we just like things "doggy style".
George takes tranquillizers to sleep through "that time of the month." Sadly, George hasn't yet managed to cope with Nina or Annie's monthly cycles and decides sleep is the only option! Nina (Sinead Keenan) gets really tetchy sometimes...
George: Can we hurry this up Nina? I have to be at the toboggan run by 6pm and paintball by 7. I just love paintball you can't expect me to give it up just like that!
Something, something, fragrant hair...
Like Shane Warne, yeah, yeah...
Annie (Lenora Crichlow) rouses George into action and gets him out of bed.
George: Mmm, lunch is served. I forgot my pickle! Oops, no...I didn't! Yep...Nope!
Later that night...Mitchell (Aidan Turner) and Annie tell George to get a hobby to take his mind off Nina.
George: What kind of hobby should I get?
Mitchell: Something practical. Chicks dig guys who are practical.
After much soul searching George goes to Adult Education and takes a course in tap dancing while juggling fruit. This lands him in a Broadway musical playing the role of Peter Allen in "The Boy From Oz."
George: *sings* When my baby...when my baby smiles at me I go to Rio...Rio De Jeneiro..
After this, Nina decides she loves George after all. Annie and Nina team up with George and after a few choreography lessons become his backing dancers. They go on a world tour signing autographs and walking the red carpet at every venue. They all live happily ever after - even Mitchell - he breaks into the movies playing "The Invisble Man."